Episode 14 - the 'we finally posted bail and are back' episode

 

The dirty bastards for this episode:

The Rich
Ruprecht (my retarded cousin) aka Larry aka Steve aka..
Local Pete
Steve

Alcohol induced sugar high driven 'tards ranting and raving about

 - the 3 week hiatus due to the inability to post bail
 - turkey day
 - how long is to long to stay in nor cal
 - family and turkey
 - pointlessly elaborate movie murder plots
 - cheese
 - being an outbreak monkey
 - table tennis and the effects it has on little people
 - a fart in the wind being a subtle slap in the face to others down wind

and we might even have some weird stuff too.

So if you want to dip your balls in it, watch/listen  Tonight @ 8PM PDT 

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Episode 9 - the 'We can't find the Rich' episode

 

The unworthy for this episode:

Local Pete
Ruprecht (my retarded cousin) aka Larry aka Steve aka..
Steve

Erica Ellyson called in last week, wait until you hear/see who tonights 'special' guest is....

Well here we are again, another week, another bail payment and another attempt to prove pirates are cuddly bastards that are just too hairy, smelly and drunk to get any love that's clean.

VP Debates, Obit Pool, New Drink of the week, and more... 

Pull it out, tuck it in, diddle it up, and watch/listen  Tonight @ 8PM PDT 

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Episode 7 - the 'We're too busy with Katie Couric to do a show' episode

 

The unworthy for this episode:

Local Pete
The Rich
Ruprecht (my retarded cousin) aka Larry aka Steve aka..
Steve

maybe some guest appearences/callers, tune in to find out... :)

Well here we are again, another week, another bail payment and another attempt to prove pirates are cuddly bastards that are just too hairy, smelly and drunk to get any love that's clean.

Tonight we'll be talking about our wide array of random off topic subjects as well as some 'planned ones'. Tonight may or may not be the 'Presidential Debates' and if they happen we'll talk about them and if they don't we'll call Katie Couric to find out where McCain is. Since the fundamentals of our country are strong and loaning ourselves money is the way out of debt there's nothing to worry about.

Political contradictions to explore, a new surprise drink of the week to try, a new form of the game bull shit set to a musical twist, a couple of new drinking games to test and of course your usual debauchery of ruthless hooligans whose parents deserve your sympathy's.

Pull it out, tuck it in, diddle it up, and watch/listen  Tonight @ 8PM PDT 

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Episode 7 - the 'Monogamous Polygamist' episode

 

The accused/incarcerated for this episode:

Local Pete
The Rich
Ruprecht (my retarded cousin) aka Larry aka Steve aka..
Steve

Having spent a couple days in a mexican prison The Rich had some time to ponder the smaller things in life...

This weeks episode we'll be discussing the intriguing topic that is Polygamy, Monogamy and the sorts... oh my what will the elders think, hide the caffeine!

Alaska Pete is did actually make it to last weeks show, however this week he's on assignment in New York (something about birds from baltimore and doodle dandee's).


So find your favorite gerkin jerkin rag or v-j diddle blanket and put it to use by watching/listening  Tonight @ 8PM PDT 

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Episode 6 - the 'Donnie Darko part 2' episode
 

The accused/incarcerated for this episode:

Local Pete
The Rich
Ruprecht (my retarded cousin) aka Larry aka Steve aka..
Steve

So the Rich is in a Mexican prison and we're trying to scratch together enough bail money to get him out and to the show on time tonight.

Tune in to find out if we succeed and to hear why he  was arrested in the first place. (a hint: a squirrel, 4 pennies, a darth vader mask and broken Newcastle bottle)

* As a disclaimer it has nothing to do with the stabbing of Alaska pete, but there might be a pattern....

Alaska Pete is still on the lam (the rumor is he's hiding out at a UNLV hockey game 'announcing' hope they hid his beer)


So put on your favorite moo-moo and  cock ring and watch/listen  Tonight @ 8PM PDT 

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btw, we'll be continuing our Donnie Darko Segment with part 2 tonight.
 

Episode 5 - the 'Move to Friday' episode
  running time: 3 hours 56 min 30 seconds

The accused for this episode:

Local Pete
The Rich
Steve

Ruprecht (my retarded cousin) aka Larry aka Steve aka...

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We started out the show introducing each other including the return of the Rich as well as the announcement of his regular presence on the show.  Due to Deni's conflicting schedule he decided it was best he just makes appearances when available.  So in addition to the new ensemble we were on our new night. 

Alaska Pete was unavailable for the show due to his need to be responsible unlike the rest of us.  He will also have limited availability due to his announcing the UNLV home hockey games.  (we might do a remote show where we go on a field trip to a game)

As we all recapped our week and accomplishments we discovered that we generally didn't do anything world changing.  So mission accomplished.

Ann Gre (Pam) called us from Bishop, CA and told us to do a shot with her.  After 10 minutes of preparation of situating a shot we finally did the first one we've done with someone on the phone (Ann Gre has an amazing amount of patience when waiting to do a shot). 

Ruprecht has a deep seeded association* to Bishop so filled us in with numerous amount of fun facts throughout the episode.  It was also offered up to do a road trip to Bishop, but since we were lazy and not drunk enough we opted out.  Maybe next week.
   *found it on wikipedia/google

Random Drink
Bud Light Lime - A bad attempt at being a Corona with lime.  Similar to a cleaner flavor.  As the beverage progressed it wasn't improving much.  We all opted out of taking a second. The Rich however felt to he needed to fully experience all aspects of the brew by channeling it through his sinuses.  He felt one time was enough and it didn't improve the flavor.
(if you have a drink you want us all to try something, let us know)

Named a Drink
Pink Taco - Passion Fruit Vodka and Cranberry Juice

Bias Sports Topics
9 year old too 'good' for little league - Apparently the new method is to nip any sort of advanced talents in the bud before kids can actually show their true potential.
Kid falls over fence when reaching for a home run ball - dumb ass kid.

Obits
Don LaFontaine (8.26.40 - 9.1.08) - the movie trailer voice guy

We established our Obit Bet Pool.  We each picked 5 celebrities that we think will die first.  The wager has yet to be determined. (we're up for suggestions)

Local Pete
1. Gillian Anderson
2. Brett Farve
3. Tom Cruise
4. Kieth Richards
5. Barack Obama

Ruprecht
1. Lenord Nimoy
2. Bishop, CA
3. Matthew Broderick
4. Andy Rooney
5. Michael Jackson

the Rich
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Lindsey Lohan
3. Paris Hilton
4. Gene Simmons
5. John McCain

Steve
1. Mary Kate Olsen
2. Nicole Ritchie
3. Al Michaels
4. Courtney Love
5. Bob Barker