Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'The Winds of Change are Blowing', We are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Thanks for Steve @ localGoat.com for help in Bringing the Classlessness to the Everyman since 2006! Also, catch us live Thursdays @ 8pm PST on localGoat.com/live to hear/watch us do our thing!

So we have come to the determination (after 11 months of the year) that 2008 had WAY too many show cancellations. It's been a rocky 365, thats for sure. We also had an in-studio guest John Banks. He's always good for some BS.

Damage Report Lowlights: 6th severed foot found in Canada; Swedish beastiality ring busted; Man attacks woman over cheezy mac; Armless man steals TV; Man attacks woman over vienna sausages; Josef Fritzl update; and Oregon's transgender mayor.

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Don Wakamatsu new Mariners manager; Seahawks and Huskies still stinking up the place; NFL NCAA scores.

We subjected JB to a Buffalo Bills quiz. He's a lover of the Bills, so we felt that he deserved to be put in the hot seat. Grab the podcast to see if he sucked or not! (He did)

The Shrew debuted a new segment called Who Knew The Shrew Knew? In this she (being the only lady in the studio, well... except Miah but techincally that's a bitch) gives us some girl logic applied to situations. The inaugaral broadcast had her chiming in on the ways girls can pick up on guys as recommended by Yahoo Health. Bottom line? Girls picking up men is easy... let's try it the other way around and then see.

The Big Ass Story of the week was how scientists claimed that with around $10 mill they could (through cloning) grow/create a Wooly Mammoth for reals. So that got us on the Pigs thinking, what/who would we clone to bring back from the past? There were definately a wide array of randomness in this discussion, as you would assume coming from our pie-holes.

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Hendrix drummer Mitchell dies; Wanda Sykes is gay (surprise); and Hugh Jackman world's sexiest man.

Reviews: Invasion Apocalypse; Hellboy II; Road Warrior; Kung Fu Panda; Star Trek: TNG; and Bond - Quantum of Solace.

Pig, Out...

-B

Broadcasting live from Seattle, 'I feel hopeful about our future', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Thank you to Steve @ localgoat.com for help in Bringing Classlessness to the Everyman since 2006! Also, make sure to catch us Thursdays @ 8pm PST on localgoat.com/live to listen/watch us as we make the magic!

So this week was dominated really by the event on everyones' lips. Barack Obama was voted 44th President of the United States of America. I can tell you that we really have a feeling of relief and hope going into the new year. The fact is was by a large margin as well reinstates some hope into my opinion of the general populous.

On the gambit this week in addition to the election results, is Rapture: What Would You Do? Miah and I gave some serious thought about what we would do it we were driving down the road and found ourselves the last 2 people on the planet. We could not, of course, keep the topic from getting redicoulous. But still, there was serious concideration about the porn supply, and what would we do if we found ourselves with only 2 women as well. Shag-Time baby!

Damage Report Lowlights: Woman changes her name to a URL in protest; Thieves in Moscow steal a shit-ton of cheese; Jogger runs miles with rabid fox clamped on her arm.

Sports Dungeon: Seahawks and Huskies still sucking it up; NBA jersey compare; and Maddux wins 18th Golden Glove.

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Windows 3.x officially retired; and Universal Soldier 3 w/Jean Claude!

Pig, Out...

-B

Thank you to Steve @ localgoat.com for help in Bringing the Classlessness to the Everyman since 2006! Check us out live @ localgoat.com/live for audio/video Thursdays @ 8pm PST.

So this week we talk about the event on everyones lips, the upcoming election. We also chatted a bit about Halloween events, and my life being dominated by Fallout 3.

Damage Report Lowlights: One lightning strike kills 52 cows; 105 year old virgin; Assault with toilet paper; Car wash vacuum sex; and a $9.5 million dollar parking ticket.

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: MLB & NFL scores; White Sox decline Ken Griffey Jr; Cowboys' new statium to host all-star game in 2010.

Our Big Ass Story was the upcoming election. We discussed the top political issues as told by a survey. Really, we wanted to get any troops out to the polls to have their word. Lastly we endorsed Barack Obama as the Pigs pick.

Also on the agenda was the Halloween holiday. So we showed through the webcam the Top 5 Readers' Digest Scariest Movie Clips of All Time. I would like to take a moment and mention how cool it is that we have video now. If you haven't caught the show that way, you are so missing out. Anyways... we then we all gave our picks of our Top 5 scariest movies.

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Top earning dead celebrities; Beatles sign on to make Rock Band expansion; Joaquin Phoenix retires from acting.

Pig, Out...

-B

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Big D's in yer mouth is bad fer yer health', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Thanks for Steve @ localGoat.com for help in Bringing Classlessness to the Everyman Since 2006! Remember to catch us live with video @ localgoat.com/live Thursdays @ 8pm PST.

We opened the show talking about the shit hours for work this time of year, and how it makes us in Retail hate Christmas like nothing else. So ya, we chatted about the holidays and the upcoming Halloween as well.

This week saw the introduction of the long delayed Wisdom From The Box segment. Essentially, we ask our drive-thru guy @ Jack In The Box to give us the thoughts on his mind, whatever it may be. We hope it becomes a recurring segment.

Damage Report Lowlights: Sarah Palin blow-up doll; Sex change arsonist Rambo is caught and jailed; Osama on the ballot; teenager in Russia killed with... tweezers; and world's dirtiest apartment on sale... Miah is unavailable for comment.

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: MLB, NFL, etc scores and highlights; and Huskies and Seahawks suck.

This weeks Big Ass Story was about a 14 year old, who took pictures of her genitals, IM'd them and then got pinched for Child Pornography. But it's her images and she took them... so was she rightly charged?

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Iron Man 2 news; Ringo says don't mail him anymore; New Star Trek movie trailer hits, and Miah goes into a frenzy.

Pig, Out...

-B

Broadcasting live from Seattle, 'Miahs idea of Disneyland is 14 dead men, and a pound of butter', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

As always, thank you to Steve @ localgoat.com for help in Bringing Classlessness to the Everyman since 2006!

Remember, catch us on localgoat.com/live to watch/listen via webcam. All the cool kids are doing it!

So, this week was mainly dedicated to the MIah and his Disneyland trip. The typical show segments were juggled around to fit in all the stories he had lined up. We also chatted a bit about my alter-ego 'Whiskey Bryan' and the insanity of our schedules lately.

Damage Report Lowlights: Bank Robber hires unknowing decoys through Craigslist and succeeds; Judge sentences rap fan to Bach & Beethoven; and Woman dies by falling into her... freezer?

As mentioned earlier, Miah got to talk en-largo about his experience @ Disneyland. He kinda got in trouble from his family for making the trip sound like a disaster, despite being amazing. Some Highlights:

- Late to the airport and missing their flight.

- Getting into a verbal altercation with someone on the Pirates of the Caribbean.

- Tapings of Jay Leno and Craig Ferguson

- Seeing old friends, and catching up.

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Model T and NASA birthday; Blade Runner 2 announced; OJ faces his conviction; and Paul Newman dies.

Reviews: Insider, The Happening, Iron Man, In the Realms of the Unreal, You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

Pig, Out...

-B

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Look at our ugly mugs' WA, we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

As always thank you to localGoat.com for Bringing Classlessness to the Everyman since 2006!

Our show started this week chatting about crazy customers. I had a guy talk about a 'Dead Digger (pine)' and sales... that really seemed to get things off on the right foot! Also Miah's vacation next week was on the docket...

We also added live show webcam to our technology! localGoat.com/live is the place to be if you want to cause as much damage to your eyes as we have been doing to your ears!

Damage Report Lowlights: Drinking OJ in Dubai is illegal, Nude clown calendar, Mexican man passes gas and gets 'battery against an officer' charge, Friends stabs friend over a HotPocket, Man has sex with a car, and Mickey Mouse must die!

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: NFL/NCAA scores, Favre's anke injury, Brown retires after 15 years in NFL, and the Pig Pickup updates...

This weeks Big Ass Story was all about our economy. On capital hill there is a corporate bailout amounting to $700 billion that we, as taxpayers, get to shoulder. In typical Pigs fashion no-one agreed what should be done. Miah gave thumbs up, Bryan gave thumbs down, and The Shrew gave a resounding 'Who Fucking Cares'...

We didn't get to the next What What In The Butt, or Miah getting his car back from the body shop... but maybe next show we can catch up...

Entertainment & Technology Lowlights: Pink Floyd Wright passes away, Atom smasher stopped till 2009, Rat's brain powers an RC car, Clay Aiken is GAY!?, and Depp back for Pirates 4...

Reviews & Re-Reviews: Bigger Stronger Faster, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 (so far), Battlestar Season 4 (complete), Run Fatboy Run, and Leatherheads...

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: No Phone Interruptions again! Maybe MIah has leaned his lesson... Pavlovs silent ringer!

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Miah should wreck his rental car too...' WA, we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

As always, thank you to Localgoat.com for Bringing the Classlessness to the Everyman Since 2006!

So this week we kicked off the show with some personal updates. We chatted about Miah's rental car fiasco (everything in this mans' life is a fiasco), The Shrew and Imoving/cancelling our trip, iTunes making its triumphant return for the PICS, and so forth... also, thank you to John Banks for showing up, not knocking, drinking our beer, and generally being an in-studio nuisance!

Damage Report Lowlights: 40 year old stripper accused of anally raping a best man; KFC moves the secret recipe along with incredible security measures; Burglar rubs man with seasoning and smacks him with a sausage; and a man eats his 23,000th Big Mac...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: NCAA scores, NFL scores, Bryan's Seahawks live report, and the Pig Pickum updates...

This weeks first Big Ass Story was a chat about September 11th (we were airing on the anniversary after all) but it quickly derailed into a political debate about Obama and McCain. Miah's certain Obama will be prez, John Banks thinks America is too racist, Bryan pushes everyone's buttons, and The Shrew can't get a word in edgewise... so yanno, the norm for a hot topic in the Pigs Studio!

The second Big Ass Story was a heated talk about the Striking Union Workers currently in WA. First up were the teacher's in Bellevue, and that was a pretty cool discussion since all of us had a slightly different view point on the impact of that. Next up was about Boeing Machinist Union on strike in Everett, and we were lucky enough to actually have one ofstriking employees call in and set the record straight! Grab the podcast to catch it all as it unfolds...

Technology & Entertainment Lowlights: TMNT sequel, Greatest American Hero: The Movie, and South Park banned in middle east?

Reviews & Re-Reviews: Above The Law, Maximum Overdrive, 88 Minutes, Forbidden Kingdom, Baby Mama, and American Ninja 2!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: No Interruptions!?

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Hit Miahs Car Hard and Often' WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

As always, thank you to localGoat.com for Bringing the Classlessness to the Everyman Since 2006!

In a first for the history of all time, Miah actually arranged and planned the show. And you know what? It didn't completely suck! Although, all you in The Tribe should email in and tell him about what an abortion it was... that will keep him in check. Keeping that in mind we had an overstuffed show, and will have plenty of rollover for Episode 75. But let's jump into what we did get an opportunity to cover.

Damage Report Lowlights: Mountain jumper survives crash w/o a suite; Man eats 11.5lbs of chili; Iowa man accused of bribe with a sandwich; Man told to get a job then attacks with a folding chair; 3 teens in Pakistan buried alive after refusing an arranged marriage; Nigerian man divorces 82 wives; Man gets nut stuck around penis; Woman assaulted by a 'Vampire'; Women in NY fight for topless rights...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Huskies loss and Miah's bet loss; Ocho-Cinco legally changes name; NFL preview; and our pig NFL picks...

This weeks Big Ass Story was the tale of how Miah got in another car accident. The man has the worst luck with cars, I swear. So we chatted about that and what's in store for him in the coming weeks.

We also had another addition to the What What In The Butt... segment. Last week we introduced the idea, and gave some support of Miahs alternate lifestyle. This week we added to it (for Miah of course), and also elaborated on the rules as well. Specifically, what is admissable (actions) and what is not (joking words). Plus anyone in studio is open to have evidence presented that supports a gay/lesbian claim. I'm really beginning to like this segment, and hope it returns often.

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Christina Applegate cuts both her boobs off (what a shame); Duchovny hospitalized for sex addition... or being a man; Michael Jackson turns 50; Don LaFontaine (voice trailer guy) dies; and Poltergiest in talks to be remade...

Reviews: LOTR continued; Tropic Thunder; Invasion USA; Island at the Top of the Worls; Where in the World is Osama BinLaden; Battlestay SSN 3 continued; and the Warriors... whew...

Pig,. Out...

-B

PS: 3 Phone Interruptions... all from me? What is the world coming to!

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Once you get into a Volkswagen, it gets into you' WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

As always, thank you to localGoat.com for Bringing The Classlessness to the Everyman since 2006!

So this week has been a ceremony of opposites... despite the relief of Miah and I's boss being out of town for 2 weeks, we are just as busy as ever. Although, that now means we have time to breath along with our serving of work. So Episode 73 was all about kicking it down a notch (after a big 72) and escaping for a couple hours... so join us. Oh, and all sorts of technical difficulties as well. So if the pigCast is choppy, we apologize and then make fun of you for not listening to the live show...

Damage Report Lowlights: NY restaurant selling steaks for 90c (1933 prices); Man gives officer condom box instead of license; Drunk man eaten alive by hungry crocs; German teens arrested for motorizing an office chair; Texas School to allow teachers to carry guns; Zombie march in Vancouver; Forgotten glasses lead to $3 million jackpot; and Bigfoot claim is a hox (surprise)...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: 2008 Olympics recap and medal count; Sonics and Bennett settlement details; NFL opening; and UW taking the field again along with Miah's bet...

Our first Big Ass Story was about a local couple in DesMoines (WA, not IA) and how they were shut down for 'Running A Business' in a residential area. It wasn't any old business, it was a swinger lodge. What was interesting was why they were closed (it wasn't the sex afterall) and how it all went down. We chatted about swinging, and also posted pictures of the (not so) hot couple for poeple to ponder.

Up next was the debut of a new segment, 'What What In The Butt...' where evidence is revealed to support the claim of Miah's 100% GAY tendencies. For those of you not in the know, a classic moment in the show's history is how we had Miah take a Gay Test to see how gay he really is, and he scored a perfect 100%! Taking that to the next level we now have an outlet to add more evidence that implicates Miah's true tendencies. You won't believe the opening statements! Grab the pigCast to get caught up!

Last Big Ass Story of the day was about how a number of influential college Deans have gone on record in their support for lowering the drinking age. The idea is that it would curb the binge habits of a newly minted drinker, and thus increase the success of higher education. The pig crew was split on whether this was a good idea or not, so it made for a good discussion.

Entertainment and Technology Lowlights: Jackson and Del Toro sign more LOTR writers to the Hobbit project; and the worlds wierdest vending machines...

Reviews: Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: No phone calls!?

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'I walked in on Miah eating a mans ass on the table this morning', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

As always, thank you to localGoat.com for your support in Bringing Classless to the Everyman since 2006!'

This week's show was something of a whirlwind. We had a longtime fan of the show Sean in to hang out with us. But to tell the truth, he heard that the Chinese rapping sensation Toni Tang was going to be in studio. So all along he really wanted to meet the lyrical terrorist himself... we see through your lies Sean; oh yes we do!

Miah also shared with us the updates on his apartment hunt, and you won't believe the shit that happened. You thought the racist old man was crazy? You ain't heard nothing yet...

Damage Report Lowlights: 700lb Mexican forklifted out of his house; McCounaghey is a crazy person and wants to eat food born from his childs placenta; 8lb 8oz baby born on 08/08/08; Corpse plant blooms; and another update on the BigFoot saga...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: It's all Olympics in the Pigs news studio... so we had plenty of that to go around.

Finally, the long awaited American return of Toni Tang arrived! We were lucky enough to get him for some studio time. Not only did he share with us a world premier of his new Orange Flavor Remix, but also graced is with his presence during a couple of our Big Ass Stories! Before his entourage escorted him out the door so he was not going to be late to his Seattle show we were able to chat with him about China, Olympics, his new album, and 10yr old girls... Grab the podcast for all of it!

Speaking of Big Ass Stories, here was what we served up this week. The Catholic Church in Ohio outlined what was appropriate vs inappropriate touching in regards to children. In? Handshakes... Out? Piggy Back Rides... We felt the line should be drawn, and I dunno... ANAL RAPE. Also we talked about how the word 'retard' was causing a ruckous in it's use during the new release Tropic Thunder, and how it is upsetting some specific portions of the population...

Entertainment & Tech Lowlights: Bernie Mac/Isaac Hayes are dead; Pitt in the new Tarantino flick; and Julia Childs was a ... spy?

Reviews: 11th hour; Goya's Ghost, and Dune

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 5 Phone Interrutions this week, 4 of them were Miah's!

As always, thank you to localGoat.com!

Opening the show we chatted it up about the happenings over the last week. The main attraction was Miah and I shopping out places for him and his lady to move into, and the insane people we met along the way. In particular was the old racist landlord, and protecting Miah's identity from theft by subsidised-housing lady.

Damage Report Lowlights: Donkey riding mexican feds on lion with machete; Inmate too fat for execution; Man kills child teaching him how to party right; Kid attacked with 4-blade battle axe; and friends stab each other over cheap beer...

Damage Report Lowlights: Preseason NFL; Favre is now a NY Jets; and the Olympics begin...

Miah discussed the kick ass wedding he attended at the Edgewater in Seattle. Yes, that Edgewater; where Led Zeppelin stuffed shark into a roadies puss... EPIC!

This weeks Big Ass Stories featured China's altering the weather and what, if any, possible fallout could occur. Also was about the anniversary of the WWII usage of the atom bomb, and whether it may have been the right thing to do in retrospect.

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Mary-Kate subpoena'd in Heath Ledger death; Kevin Smith dodges NC-17 for his latest film; and Dark Knight passes $400 mill...

Reviews: Counterfeiters; Notes on a Scandal (re-review); and Poisoned by Polonium...

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 11 phone interruptions!? A possible record, and The Shrew also influenced the total for once.... for fucks sake...

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'I'm no longer in a rental car', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

So going on a 2 week streak without missing a show, we celebrate by talking about some of the changes on the LocalGoat.com site. WebCam support is almost done (much to The Shrews' dismay) and we also chat about how listeners should click the ads to keep the shows free! Also up were teases about last weekends NIN show!

Damage Report Lowlights: 10yr old reports mom making fake money; Daycare worker drives over 10 babies; The Joker busted in a robbery; Indians are going blind by looking at the sun to see the Virgin Mary; Is stripping an art?; and starving bears eat Russian workers...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Seahawks move to new training facility; and the Sonics' move to Oklahoma also comes with a new name... and most on the table are complete shit!

We then took an entire chunk of the show to talk about the NIN show we attended last Saturday. Not only was it amazing (on all levels) but we also became stranded in Seattle when our car was locked in the closed parking garage... that wasn't expected at all. Catch the PigCast to get all the great stories!

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: Dark Knight fastest to $300 million; and Van Gogh painting discovered... under a painting...

Reviews: Starship Troopers 3; Dexter (so far); Bands Visit; Shine the Light; and Hellboy.

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 3 more phone interruptions... back to the same old it seems...

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'We are finally back on the fucking air!', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

We start off by talking about why we had to take a 2 week hiatus, and how we never want to do that again. Not having a show is a killer. So we chat about how we've been spending our time during our downtime. Also covered are the myriad of changes that LocalGoat.com has been underdoing as of late, including web-cam support, Pigs profile with past shows and blogs, and the ability for me to finally add the last 10 shows or so to the pigcast lists! So a big update week indeed!

This week we had some guests in studio as well! Jodi and Tara came up and visited from Santa Barbara and showed up to share some laughs and beers.

Damage Report Lowlights: Animals previously trained to fuck women now up for adoption... get your name in the hat early; Pollock pissed on 750 watt train line and dies; Rhode Island man blows a .491... a new record; Woman accused of assault with a deadly peanut; South Carolina is so gay; and 6 dead sharks discovered on side of road in rural Goergia...

Our Big Ass Stories included a Bellevue man accused of being an ex-Nazi and getting his citizenship revoked; A super collider in Europe that could rip the planet apart by creating a black-hole; and how boobs could generate enough power to charge a cell phone or iPod!

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: Next Gen Prius to have solar panels; The Dark Knight breaks all the records; Knife that explodes innards with a blast of frozen air now hitting the streets; and Estelle Getty died...

Reviews: Wall-E (Miah); The Dark Knight; Turn the River; 21; Out of the Blue; and My Kid Could Paint That...

Pig, Out..

-B

PS: Miah generates 3 phone interruptions... it's back to old times I guess.

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'We no longer have a Basketball Team', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

We started by chatting about why the weather was so shitty, what our plans for the 4th of July were, The Shew and I's Wall-E review tease, and NCAA Football 08 head to head between Miah and myself.

Damage Report Lowlights: The pregnant man gives birth; Woman holds cat for ransom; Man accused of assault with a polish sausage; and 12 million bees on highway...

This weeks Big Ass Story was about legalizing marijuana, and the fight to get it there. Keep in mind this is from people who no longer actively take drugs of any kind, yet support the effort...

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: New PS3 firmware kills consoles; Christina Applegate is single... cause her boy is now dead; and Spitzer call girl drops Girls Gone Wild suit...

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 2 weeks in a row without a phone call... I wonder if Miah payed the bill?

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Where Miah is a dick cause his commute takes 3 mins', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

We kicked off the show with chat about my new car, The Shrew and I's wedding shit, BugFights.com, Miah's new store, and teased about the upcoming epic that is the Chopstix & John Banks fiasco...

Damage Report Lowlights: Canadian woman finds grenade in backyard; Brothels a victim of gas prices; Australian in wheel chair gets a drunk driving charge; Man hid in ex's couch; and Indian pilots often fail alcohol tests...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: NBA Draft; Benson gets breathalizer in his car; and MLB standings...

We then get to the meat of the show. You see, Miah, John Banks and I all headed to Everett to hit up Chopstix and make some memories of our own. The thing is, we never realized it would end up quite like it did. You see, between the mexicans vomiting on JB, JB vomiting on the parking lot and being kicked out, Miah being over-charged, and me forgetting my wallett... there still was JB ending up in one of the pianists car. Grab the pigcast to hear why he was there and what the hell he did while he was there! John Banks even called in to try and set the record straight... you be the judge on whether it worked or not.

Next up was a chitchat about how Don Imus can't keep his fat mouth shut despite all of militant black america hanging on his every word since his reinstatement...

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: GTA:SA Hot Coffee settlement was a dud; Sony adds movie downloads to the PS3; George Carlin passes, and we honor his legacy... with our limited ability.

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: No Phone Interruptions!?

Broadcasting Live from 'The Most Expensive Driveway in Renton', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

We open with the chat about my new car buying experience, all the cars we drove, the slime we met, and the victory at the end. Also The Shrew gets into the 21st century by purchasing an MP3 player.

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Sonics on their way out; Mariners fire McLaren; Tiger wins the US Open... with a bum ass knee!

Miah tells the tales of debauchery while him, Apostle, and assorted hooligans go camping at the infamous 'Power Tower'...

We go over out Bucket Lists... that is, the things that we all want to do before we die. A pretty diverse list of items, that's for sure...

Damage Report Lowlights: Mototrist tosses bag of kittens on the highway; Man commands python to attack officers... it doesn't; Puffer fish destroys a boys testicles; Teenage sunbathers seriously injured because they fell asleep... on railroad tracks; and the new slutty Starbucks logo...

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Murphy in new Beverly Hills Cop; Shatner not at Takai's wedding; MTV Movie Award 'winners', Wonder Woman finds body in water; and Firefox sets record for downloads in 24 hours...

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 4 Phone Interruptions and all Miah. Back to regular it seems...

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Where poeple come to get wrecked', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Joining us in studio this week was Miah's long time buddy Terry. He was celebrating his birthday and here to drink. All the good things in life...

After taking a week off to visit Big K in Napa, we have a ton of stories and laughs regarding the trip. So pretty much we eat up a good chunk of the show with just reliving the (mis)haps of our California adventure.

Also on the docket was Terry's birthday gift, Miah going gay, Miah's brother-in-law in a motorycycle accident, this weeks camping trip, the first dueling piano at Chopstix, and Mindy's new car experience...

Oh, and don't forget the Cock-in-a-Bun birthday gift!

Damage Report Lowlights: Cocaine Jesus; Man throws hedgehog at teen; Handshaking record has been broking; and Man selling ghosts on eBay...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: MLB/NHL/NBA scores and standings; and Kimbo fight brings in 6.5 million viewers...

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 3 Phone Interruptions... and 1 from out guest!

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Where we now have officially retired 1/2 of out fleet', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Damage Report Lowlights: Texas teens turns skull into bong; Flying Penis at a chess match; 12yr old drunk driver; HIV man spits at a cop and gets jail; Man gives himself a traceotomy; Camel punching leads to arrests; and Mom sues after kid steps in dog poo...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: NBA scores and Draft; Big Brown wins 2/3 for a possible Triple Crown; Baseball may try replay; and Alcohol a factor in a falling fan from rafters (big surprise)...

We chatted about our roles in a student film where we kick the shit out of the main character... but on top of a rail-less suspended train trussell. Fun Times!

Our Big Ass Stories included talks about UFO's and the possibiliy of their existence, and also the purchase of the new Shrew-mobile!

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: Lou Perlman get 25yrs; Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia; and Guitar Hero IV announced...

Reviews: Iron Man; Rambo; Pail Rider; Donnie Darko

Pig, Out..

-B

PS: 4 Phone Interruptions, and another guest that adds to it! WTH?

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'She's in GREAT SHAFF', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Damage Report Lowlights: Texas man tried to cash a $360 billion check; Mom shoots daughter for $1 bet; Sacramento man jailed for 300 dead cats; man calls 911 with big toe after being stuck in machinery; Pregnant lady sees Jesus in ultrasound...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Eight Belles euthanized; Big Brown a Triple-Crown contender; and Vic to pay $2.4 million for contract...

We chatted about the Top 10 Worst Beers, and we even gave our personal Top 3 personal worst. Some familiar and not so familiar faces in our lists...

Our Big Ass Stories included an update to last weeks Josef Fritzl in a Monster chat. We also covered the pros and cons of animal racing after the unfortunate death of Derby star Eight Belles and an art student who turned her forced abortions into modern art... gross.

Technology / Entertainment Lowlights: Man re-grows a finger; NIN releases new free album; and dates for the new NIN tour are announced...

Reviews: Great Debaters, GTA IV, Gangs of New York...

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 1 Phone Interruption

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'This weeks show is hosted by Grendel', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Damage Report Lowlights: Man hurled carrot at wives eye; Man shoots self in road rage; State bans fake testicles on vehicles; $1000 Dino dung; and the Isle of Lesbos sues over 'Lesbians'...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Rodman arrested... again; NFL Draft; BCS not changing...

In the quest for journalistic excellence... we consult The Sun for Nostradamus' oh-so accurate predictions. How he never fails to impress is beyond me.

This weeks Big Ass Story was one for the record books. We told the story of Austrian Monster Josef Fritzl whom kidnapped his own daughter, imprisoned her in his makeshift basement, and impregnated her. Multiple times. Over 20 years. Without ever giving the kids the light of day. It was a story that levelled the show in more ways that one, whether it be the awkward silence while the facts settled in, or the immense rage that was felt by all of us. Definately one of those too crazy to be true story, and unfortunately it was true.

Next up was my review of GTA IV, and some feelings from The Shrew and Miah. It was interesting to see how the game is percieved by those in the house who do not play it.

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: Bionic Eyes, GTA $$$, iTunes to sell movies day and date, Wesley Snipes in jail, and the Hendrix sex tape...

Reviews: Golden Compass, Blood Simple, Wall of Sound

Pigs, Out...

-B

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'I almost have a New Car', WA.... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Damage Report Lowlights: Bagpipes history is a sham; Lady borrowed friends baby to collect alimony; Romanian made 6,442 profane calls; 2 Easter Indiands have been stealing sperm; Penis Theft in the Congo; Woman sexually assaulted by ghost...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Seahawks cut Alexander; and assorted scores from around the leagues... also Banks makes a bet with Apostle, and odds are he will loose and get destroyed for it...

We took some time to talk about the upcoming car shopping, and refinancing of our home to fund the future machines... and also chat about what is on and not on the 'buy me' list...

This weeks Big Ass Stories were about a childs help book (think Everybody Poops) about how to explain why Mommy has had plastic surgery... no this is not a joke. Also we talked about a His/Her: Bill of Rights. There sure were some doosies, grab the podcast to hear the rediculousness...

Technology and Entertainment Lowlights: GTA4 hits, a missing dot on a cell phone causes 2 deaths; new Bond movie leaving a wake of destruction; and FHM's top 100 Sexiest Women...

Pig, Out...

-Bryan

PS: Another zero interruption show!?

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'My Lawn Is Now Mowed' WA, we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Damage Report Lowlights: Boy blows up 213 balloons with his nose; Worlds largest BBQ; 9yr olds planned to tie up and kill teacher; 'Chainsaw Man' told to leave the homeless alone; Romanian man rears a lion in his garden; Court terminated an 8yr olds marriage; and Masturbation can but cancer risk...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: This SD was exclusive to the sonics. In a show of support to the Sonics (who may be leaving Seattle to Oklahoma), Miah shared stories, audio, and personal experiences regarding his love of the team...

Next up, Miah talks about his visit to the Dalai Lama when he visited Seattle over the weekend...

This weeks Big Ass Stories both were in regard to video games. First was regarding a poll and how it reflected the attitude of violence and sex in games, and next was a discussion about supposed 'racism' and genocidal references in the upcoming Resident Evil 5...

Lastly up was Entertainment and Technology Lowlights: Bill Cosby is a hip-hop artist; Wii-Fit and GTA4 $$$.

Reviews: True Romance, Reservior Dogs, Cloverfield, Charlie Wilsons War, AVP2, Before the Devil Knows Your Dead

Pig, Out...

-Bryan

PS: No interruptions??

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Home of the Nipple Grillers, the #1 Rock Band-Band off 4th Ave', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Welcome back, Tribe! During last weeks show we were joined live in studio with the always present John Banks (it was his 21st birthday) and J-Dog was also in house chillin with us. Tons, of alcohol, laughs, and 2 hours of crappy radio... it was amazing!

Damage Report Lowlights: Tiger eats boy, Naked man drives van... from the roof, Man caught fucking his picnic table, and Postal Service workers warned about horny turkeys...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Resto plastered his wraps, Mayweather beats BigShow, and a Seahawks fan spits in a Steelers burger...

Before and after the 2nd break, Miah went into some great breakdowns of his pretty involved leg surgery he underwent last week (the reason for the lack of show) and there is some great stuff in there. Like... pain, puking, and his junk hanging out.

Taking us to the bottom of the hour was \\\'Black Man Interrogation\\\' where John Banks had to choose a quiz, and wrong answers would be punishment. Thing is... his quiz topics were from topics that a true black man would have a grip on. His choices were: NBA, Prison, and Hip-Hop. He chose one of the two Hip-Hop quizzes... grab the podcast to see how it turned out...

Tech Lowlights: iTunes #1 music seller, and Pizza.com sold for $2.4 mill...

Entertainment Lowlights: Charlton Heston died, and Uwe Boll is an ass (Part 24)...

Reviews: There Will Be Blood, Close Encounters (Blu Ray), Blade Runner (Blu Ray), Juno (Blu Ray), Battlestar Galactica SSN 3, and Walk Hard...

Stay tuned next week for Zeitgeist Pt 3!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: Only 1 call from Miah's new phone!

Broadcasting live from Seattle, 'Where cool people are on vacation', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

This week we were supposed to have John Banks on the show, but all we heard from him was randomly dispersed calls from JB to get directions. It's pathetic but funny... all at the same time.

Damage Report Lowlights: Woman killed by rogue Manta Ray; Italian Hypnotist Thief; Philipino Crucifixion, Head for Gas, and a Transgender is Pregnant.

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: March Madness; Sonics willing to leave name & history behind; and Shaq is pissed about Sonics leaving...

Next up was the 2nd half of Miah's Movie Quiz that The Shrew and I were duped into attempting. Of course, Miah threw in some real bullshit sound clips... but we wouldn't expect anything less.

I then reviewed one of Miah's favorite albums. Belle & Sabastian - Dear Catastrophe Waitress. Grab the podcast to hear me give the breakdown!

Up for this week's Big Ass Story was about Thieves and people's feelings of Entitlement. I gathered 2 stories as our foundation, and the first was about a YouTube video posted with a guy scamming DelTaco out of free food... and how he got arrested because the video had both his contact numbers (he was super smart). The 2nd was about a faulty ATM that doled out double the withdrawals and how a line 100's of people deep lined up until it physically ran out of money... despite knowing the back keeps all the records of withdrawals.

Tech & Entertainment Lowlights: Netflix suffers an outage; the reason Fanboys is delayed; George Michael on tour; all South Park free online now...

Reviews: Sweeney Todd; The Mist; Longest Yard (1974); Battlestar Galactica SSN 3 (so far); Munich; Space Mutiny...

Thanks again Tribe for the show, and we will broadcast to you all next Thursday!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 4 phone interruptions!

Broadcasting live from Seattle, 'Where it's Winter again', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Here were The Shrew's Intro's!

-He's the man who could live off of nothing but Movie Theater popcorn... It's Bryan!

-Smelling like a trailer park grandma who got into a fist fight at the local biker bar... It's Miah!

-The evil child of Bahamut and Cthulu; humans quiver in her shadow... It's The Shrew!

Damage Report Lowlights: Naked man goes crazy and steals a forklift; India has a blood farm and a two faced baby, Ukraine doctor does brain surgery with a drill, Dad forces daughter to stab the cat...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Sonics allow 168 pts; NFL is America's popular sport; March Madness begins...

Before we went to break Miah gave us his review of his first metal album in the segment Miah's Metal Moment. Well... as metal as I was willing to give him and still have him enjoy it. You see, we always teased about giving him something outside of his wheelhouse when it comes to music, and I finally followed through. So what I did was give him Type O Negatives - Bloody Kisses album to listen to. He listened to it throughout the day (about 2.5 times) and they gave us his track by track breakdown.

After break The Shrew and I were up to bat with a home made Movie Soundbite Quiz that Miah put together a rather extensive list of tracks ranging from really easy, to punishigly hard. As a matter of fact it was so extensive that we only had time for like the first half of it. Talk about over producing... So ya, tune in next week so we can conclude the last half of the quiz. Also of note is that The Shrew and I were faring rather well so far.

Next up was Miah with another long overdue review. Let's just call the entire show 'Miah Reviews Shit: The Show'. Anyhoo, this review was the shows first Porn Review of Things Change: My First Time (Part 1). We even worked in some sound clips from the movie to hit home the scened that were... well, more edge of the seat. He actually rated the movie in number of beats instead of stars.

Tech Lowlights: HD DVD owners get giftcards to Best Buy; and the HD DVD death cost Toshiba $666 million.

Entertainment Lowlights: Beatles Edition of Guitar Hero on the way? Spitzers prostitute found in Girls Gone Wild archives; Sam Raimi directing next Jack Ryan flick?

Reviews: Enchanted; Atonement; Southland Tales; Midnight Express; I Eat Your Skin; Revolver; Wire: Season 1.

Okay Tribe, talk to you all next week @ 8pm. Also check out our new podcast options so you can subscribe directly to our weeks shows!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: Miah had only 2 phone interruptions this week...

Broadcasting live from Seattle, 'Home of the Oklahoma Sonics' WA.... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Before we get into it, here were Miah's Intros:

- Teacher teacher, Bryan declares he sees someone's underwear. He wants to chew on them like a bug, even though it's covered in Patrick Swayze's SPUG!

-So beautiful for spacious skies, and amber waves of grain... The Shrew wants to take every child under 5 and put them in a burn barrell...

-Twas the night before Friday, and all through the house not a creature was stirring except for the cattle I just raped... Worship Me, I'm Miah!

Damage Report Lowlights: $6 million in drugs busted; Teen sexually assaulted with a chili pepper; Drunk Russian Tank Driver; and staying at Camp Lickalotta...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Possible NFL Strike? An olympic wide-reciever, and the NCAA brackets...

Taking us to the bottom of the hour was an 80's music quiz. I was helming the board to Miah and The Shrew had clips of various  80's tracks and had to name the Artist and Track. Tune in to see how that fared...

This week's Big Ass Story was about the legalization of prostitution. This week was a bit different than most since I only scheduled 1 BAS and we took an entire 1/2 with it. The extra time alotted to the segment I think really brought out some great debate, and gave us time to also be rediculous as always. My tie in was that I had anchored it to a high price online brothel being closed down, and Eliot Spitzer's admission of being caugh courting a prostitute; which ultimately cost him his job. The conversation ran in all sorts of directions, and also covered alot of facets of the issue. We also had some good feedback and interaction with The Tribe.

Tech and Entertainment Lowlights: A product is created to test a dogs IQ; A penny costs us 1.7 pennies to make; and the last Harry Potter movie is to be split into 2 movies.

Lastly, we ended the show with some more time tested Pigs reviews of a wide variety of movies we watched in the past week.

Thanks again Tribe, talk to you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 4 of Miah's phone interruptions...

So congrats to Apostle and the girls of JDS!

Before we got to the serious stories we read some classic personal ads that were discovered on the internet. You gotta love losers with a keyboard!

Up Next were our Big Ass Story! We had 2 lines up, but the first was debated rather heavily so we bumped BAS 2 till next week sometime.

This weeks BAS was that 1 in 100 people are incarcerated in the USA. Topics included what to do (lighter sentences, ease up on drug jail time, etc) to whether it was necessary to the style of living us Americans have become accustomed to. I love it when we don’t agree 100%. It makes for some good back ’n forth.

During the show we also reviewed a couple beers. Pike Place Kilt Lifter, and Powder Hound. So keep your ears peeled for those reviews in the podcast.

Technology Lowlights: Is Mars a one way mission, and geneticist created a life form that turns CO2 into fuel.

Entertainment Lowlights: Olsen Twins in playboy... maybe; D&D creator dies; Uwe Boll hates Spielberg; and Patrick Swayze is dying...

Thanks again Tribe for the fun show, and we will talk to you all next Thursday @ 8pm!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 3 Interruptions from Miahs phone tonight...

Damage Report Lowlights: Kid shot in face over snowball, Iceland's Dick Museum, Lawnmowers on the loose, and hooks in your hamburger...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Is Clemens a liar?, Kimbo's a bad ass, and Russians have weird names...

Before 2nd Break we tried a new segment. In honor of the Oscars we each picked 5 movies and awarded them, well... awards. Here are a few of the Pig Awards:

Outstanding Recognition that all Child Molesters have Cleft Pallets...

Best Use of Spandex...

Best Movie to Crush a Healthy Sexual Mind...

Next up were our 2 Big Ass Stories:

1) Canadian Court says its okay for a convicted murderer to take her daughter with her into prison to raise.

2) In California an Illegal Immigrant is suing the government that while in prison he was not given proper care and was the cause of hit death from Penile Cancer.

It's tough to debate something when we all agree about the ridiculousness of the situations. Essentially it comes down to 'What are people thinking!?' Unfortunately no one has the answer to that...

Next was Technology and Entertainment Lowlights: iTunes 2 music retailer, Neverland Ranch on the auction block, and the Worlds Oddest Book Titles...

Lastly was the ocean of Movie Reviews: Assassination of Jesse James, Becoming Jane, Brave One, Elizabeth: Golden Age, Casino Royale, I Could Never Be Your Woman, No Reservations, Rendition, The Bible Tells Me So, Michael Clayton, Valley of Elah, Amazon Women on the Moon, and Ratatouille (Blu-Ray).

Whew...

Thanks again Tribe, till next Thursday @ 8!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 5 Phone Interruptions... it never ends...

Broadcasting Live From Seattle 'Where the asses are on fire', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Episode 53 saw some of old and new. Old = technical difficulties. New = guest and friend of the show John Banks! ... oh and New = John Banks unable to keep his microphone on. :)

Here are Miah's Intros:

Say hello to the man whose junk looks like Anne Heche's beard: He's Bryan!

If Twinker Bell existed, this woman would eat her just like the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth: The Shrew!

Recently voted most likely to put his chung into a pot of boiling hummy: Welcome Mr. John Banks!

Cooked with more soul than a group of 3rd Grade white kids... Worship Me! I'm Miah!

Damage Report Lowlights: World's smallest bodybuilder; Beer machete attack; Chocolate Feces Cake; and the Penis Painter.

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: NCAA and NBA updates; Khan is fighting; Kimbo Wins!

Before the 2nd break we talked about Wing Dome II: The Pay-Ups or Revenge of the Fire Cheeks. John Banks was taken to Wing Dome by us to pay up his 6 Wing wager, and we talk about his effort, my effort, and all the fun fallout the next day... great locker room chat.

Next up was a chat about Black History Month. Starting with a (horrible guess) history of why its in Feb, and sliding into the movement made since MLK's 1963 'I Have A Dream...' speech and his 1968 assassination. I tried to keep it as positive as possible but it went south pretty quick. John Banks (being a black man) was pretty vocal about the state of the community... and with all the beer flowing it was tough to keep everything tethered in.

Our Big Ass Story of the night was about the Baltimore PD that assaulted a 14 year old skater and chastised him for using the word 'Dude'. We played the audio of the tape, and talked about facets including generational language differences to the legality of disrespect.

Technology Lowlights: HD-DVD is dead; Polaroid is dead; Bio-fuels do more harm than good.

Entertainment Lowlights: Top 10 Zombie movies; Dolly Parton's boobs; and a live play of Gene Simmons' sex tape... also a zombie movie.

Then we subjected Banks to a speed rap quiz. He bombed... no surprise.

Well, even with the rough edges there were still enough laughs and bullshit to go around. Till next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 1 Miah's Phone Ring ... a slow night or new leaf? You be the judge...

Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Where The Sun Actually Shines' WA: we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Here's the latest show recap for ya, and for those of you who are The Shrew fanboys (and girls) she was not up to being on the show, so you will only find sexy men in studio tonight... oh, Bryan & Miah will be there too.

Here are Miah's Intros:

Welcome back to the man whose inspiration comes from a 10" Mr. Spock vibrator hidden away in his sock drawer: Bryan!!!

There's something to be said about a man who's tossed more salad than the head chef at The Keg! Worship Me, I'm Miah!

Damage Report Lowlights: Testicle Ripper convicted; Monkey Boiled Alive in Everett; Girl's bed named 'Lolita'; Blind man makes hole-in-one; French Fries = missiles.

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Superbowl Recap; MLB starting; Tyson Banquet.

I'm shopping for a new car and reported my first experiences on the endeavor, also Miah gives us the White Trash Poker Invitational breakdown... along with his breakdown.

Instead of a Big Ass Story tonight, we had an incredible interview with Heath, who was a vet from the Iraq War, and gave us some great straight answers about how he saw things going over in Sand-Land. Want a taste of the fine journalism that is the P.I.C.S.? You asked for it...

Ever had the 'I may not make it home' thought?
Any acts of heroism?
How were you treated by the Iraqi's?
How has this changed you?
Did you crap in Saddam's golden toilet?
If you ran out of MRE's, did you ever go hunting for desert snakes... or Jawas?

The interview as a whole was incredible interesting (at least to the hosts) and we got some great candid and first hand experiences as only a soldier could tell it. Heath was a great sport, and we managed to not cross any of the NDA stuff that he couldn't discuss. So we were good to go for the entire thing. In it's entirety the interview was about 1hr long, and we have received emails from The Tribe about the entire thing, so we would love to extend a big round of applause to Heath and everything he did for us and the nation. Keep up the good work mate!

So ya, there was Episode 52. Thanks again to Heath and The Tribe for the great show, and we will be talking to you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 3 Interruptions from Miahs' phone tonight...

Broadcasting Live from Seattle "Where the Weathermen Lie" Washington, we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Hello again Tribe, here's another show recap for y'all. As always, this is just highlights and for the full experience hit the podcast link above and grab the entire show! Without further adieu... my intros!

The man to my right would have gone to college except he mailed in a rubber glove and Vaseline instead of the FAFSA - Miah!

This woman does the panther crawl while playing Rock Band - The Shrew!

I was cast as the 47,268th Burmese militant to die in the new Rambo film - I'm Bryan!

Damage Report: Pot vending machines; Drunk driver on mower in snow storm; Human tongue served in hospital; 13yr old is kidnapped and turned into a prostitute.

Sports Dungeon: It's the Super Bowl baby! Pre game chatter, odds, and other BS.

We all took a presidential nominee quiz to determine which candidates we should each be looking at... results were a bit surprising.

Next up we had 2 Big Ass Stories to go over:

1) There was an op/ed written about how modern men never grow up and only live to play Xbox and drink beer instead of rearing children and contributing more to society.

2) Vengeance. If the law fails you, are you entitled to revenge? What about being preemptive, if you could get away with it would you?

Technology: Rock band sells $2.5m in downloads; Netscape is dead; 50th anny of the first US satellite.

Entertainment: Oscar noms are out; Stone making a George W movie; Razzie noms.

Reviews: Cloverfield; King of Kong; The Corporation; The N Word; Rambo; U2: 3D.

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: No calls this week!? Odd...

Broadcasting Live from Seattle "Clear like Spring, if Only it Weren't 20 Degrees" Washington, we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

This weeks Intros:

Fe Fi Fo Fum: I smell this mans' fist in a young boys bum... he's Bryan Esquire III!

Say hello to the woman who makes Doris Day look like a classless third rate whore... she's The Shrew!

Born of steel & brawn, I single handedly toppled Rome and Southern Kentucky... Worship Me: I'm Miah!

Damage Report Highlights: Mona Lisa Debunked; Columbus blames for Syphilis; 2000lb rodent discovered; Robber shoots himself in the testicle; Man raped stepson with wrench as punishment...

Sports Dungeon Highlights: NFL Playoffs; OJ's bail has been doubled; Pacman punched stripper...

Next up we all compiled our Top 10 Monsters in celebration of Cloverfield. Grab the podcast for the complete lineup!

Big Ass Story(s): Teacher of the Year attacked at a bus-stop - caller submitted. Also up was a hot-button about an unfortunate suicide of a 14yr old girl from a series of harassing MySpace messages. Lastly was about a UW student that was attacked with a hammer and onlookers did nothing to stop the attacker.

I must say this particular segment was pretty amazing. We had some great interaction with The Tribe via messages and we also benefited from some great callers all during the segment. Thank you to all who called and chimed in, we love and encourage more of it.

Technology Highlights: HD-DVD is dead; and Mac Expo has some great announcements, one of which is a laptop that is 3/4" thick.

Entertainment Highlights: Uwe Boll should stop making movies; Roger Avery kills people while driving drunk; Golden Globes announced; Tom Cruise is a nutcase; and Ike died from an OD... good riddance.

Thanks again to the Tribe who made this show one of the funnest and most successful of our 'career'. :) Talk to you all next episode!

Pig, Out...

- Bryan

PS: 3 calls interrupted the shot tonight

Welcome back Tribe! Here are the more 'regular' blog posts I promised would return after the start of 08. So without further ado!

Damage Report Highlights: Man cuts off own hand and microwaves it after seeing the mark of the beast; Worlds hottest hot-wing requires a waiver to eat it; and a house fire was extinguished by XL grandmas' underwear.

Sports Dungeon Highlights: NFL Playoff preview; 10 best chins in boxing; Favre could return in 08.

Trivia returned again this show. We had two lined up. Miah's was Star Trek based... and he killed. Mine was Super Mario based... and I got killed. Oh well...

The 2nd half featured a lot of stories about the famed California trip that The Shrew and I went on to see her sister get married.

The Shrew was her normal venomous self, but you know that she loved being a part of her sisters' special day. Don't let the piss and vinegar get in your eyes though...

I had a couple interesting travel stories to tell myself. One was about the fact that my ID was expired without me knowing, and caused all sorts of extra security checks.

Note to terrorists... make sure your fake ID is within its' date range.

I also was privy to my first 'Fat Lady Must Buy 2 Tickets' fiasco as a boarded my plane flight home. You will have to catch the podcast to hear the ridiculousness...

Technology Highlights: Blu-Ray cleans house on HD-DVD @ CES and Panasonic debuts a 150" TV.

Entertainment Highlights: Visit Movies No One Should See to read Miah and Robby's Movie Year in Review; Britney Spears was arrested in her own home; and the Golden Globes were cancelled.

Well, with the year returning to normalcy we can focus our effort on expanding the show and bring you all more bullshit to tune in to. We appreciate the support so far!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 9 calls interrupting show... (4 of them were mine!?)

Here's the highlights and recap for Episode 43! As always for the full and unabridged experience grab the podcast, but better yet... for the *ultimate* experience tune in live Thursdays @ 8PM PST/11PM EST on either LocalGoat.com / BeefyRadio.com.

Without further ado...

Damage Report: Giant sea scorpion found; Prostitute auctions sex for charity; Dog addicted to eating underwear; Grandmother saved by daughters poo...

Sports Dungeon: NFL/NCAA Football updates; Sean Taylor dies from gunshot; Phil Jackson gets 2 more years @ Lakers; Barry Bonds movie in the works...

Before the 1st break, we chatted about how Guitar Hero III may or may not kill music as we know it. Is the next Eric Clapton playing todays GH?

After Break 1 here were our Topics:

 - New York City's homicides under 500 for the year - all time low...

 - GI's who are injured in the line of duty, are being forced to repay their signing bonus if under a year in the service...

 - 14 year old boy refuses life saving blood transfusion, because he is a Jehovah's Witness. You could imagine the back and forth we had in this segment...

 - Worlds weirdest court cases... ex: In 2005, Marina Bai, a Russian astrologer, sued NASA for £165 million for "disrupting the balance of the universe".

Technology: NASA outlines trip to Mars; Amazon creates digital book reader...

Entertainment: Dennis Quaid's twins almost killed in a hospital; Bill Nye's ex kills his garden...

Reviews: Beowulf; No County For Old Men; The Contract; Vitus; Hot Rod; Superbad.

Well Tribe, thanks for catching up. Remember to tune us in live on Thursday nights @ 8pm PST/11pm EST for free!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 6 Phone Interruptions

Hello again Tribe, let me not waste the valuable time of my readers and hop into the show recap for Episode 42. As always this is a general overview and to get the full experience grab the podcast or better yet, tune in live!

Damage Report: Beer us over 3,100 years old; Woman has 200(!!) orgasms a day; Woman finds boyfriend dead in cat door; Man in India marries a dog; Truck spills 2,500 gallons of hog shit; Mother books stripper for son at school; and the Mafia 'Ten Commandments'...

Sports Dungeon: NFL and NCAA scores and highlights; Barry Bonds indicted on perjury; Peavy wins the Cy Young...

Next up was us taking one of those trick question quizzes. Some of the things asked were ridiculous, and in hindsight completely easy if you don't over think them. Ex: When does New Years ever precede Christmas? You'll have to grab the podcast to see how we did.

After the 2nd break we changed gears and swapped some car dealer stories (after talking about a local dealer cheated a handicapped man out of almost $100,000 and a new truck).

We also updated you all on the whereabouts of the pedophile piece of shit Jack McClellan was forced out of Portland and is heading back down to Cali.

We wrapped out the 1/2 with another round of Movie Combo synopsis.

Technology: New Zune is out; modder makes Blu-Ray powered Star Trek phaser...

Entertainment: Kanye's mother dies after plastic surgery; Letterman to pay his writer staff even though they are striking...

Reviews: Map of the Human Heart; Michael Clayton, Separate Lies.

Remember to get the podcast at the top of the blog in order to catch the whole show, and join us live next Thursday @ 8pm PST!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: Phone Interruptions: 4

Here we are Tribe, at Episode 41! If you missed the show, here is a summary of some of the stuff you missed.

Damage Report: Kids don't consider anal/oral sex actually sex; Girls loosing virginity at an earlier age; Bratwurst is like 1000's of years old; Pilot who dropped the Hiroshima bomb dies; & German soldiers use 10 rolls of toilet paper a day...

Sports Dungeon: NFL/NCAA scores; Miah is continuing to suck at his picks against the spread; A-Rod wants $350M; Bonds will boycott the hall of fame; And no NBA team for Seattle ever if the Sonics leave...

Oh, and the entire thing was broadcast with Miah's mic off... smooth.

Miah has another rant... and an amazing story about his car being hit in the parking lot

Then it is Miah vs. Shrew: Cinema Warfare -or- How The Shrew Is Mega Wrong :) ... (and God Knows It.) It really started kinda nice and civil about how Shrew and Miah never agree on their movie picks and ratings. I even jumped in for a few digs in both directions to stoke the flames. You'll have to get the podcast to see how it all worked out.

Next up was the NES Throwdown recap. Essentially I get owned at Tecmo Bowl, and I own Ring King/Everything Else...

Technology: PS3 gets a price cut to $400; HD-DVD players are going for under $100; Google annouces phone OS...

Entertainment: Dog the Bounty Hunter is a racist; Hollywood writers on strike; New X-Files movie...

Reviews: Live Free and Die Hard; Blood Simple; Sea Inside; Dirty Sanchez; and Ratatoullie.

Well Tribe, another week passed with another great show. I hope you can all catch us live next Thursday @ 8pm PST. Till Next Week!

Pig, Out...

-B

PS: 7 Phone Interruptions from Miah

Welcome back Tribe, to another gut-wrenching edition of the Pigs in (CYBER)Space show! This week was definitely a doozy, but before you download the podcast, let me recap some of the highlights of this weeks show! We turned 40 this week... so show some respect! :)

Damage Report: A Sex Offender castrates himself; Australian barkeep crushes cans between her breasts; Robber gets stuck in air shaft; Hooker Raped and Robbed... by the justice system?; Monkeys attack Delhi politician; Crocodile bites man on face.

Sports Dungeon: This was the worst Sports Dungeon ever! It was also the first user submitted SD... by John Banks. It's not that John submitted bad stuff... but Miah attempted to read what was submitted... verbatim! It was a complete abortion. Get the podcast in order hear it for yourself.

Next up was Miah's first Rant! It was re: Sensitive Men. He is sick & tired of pussy men... and he was definitely letting us all know about it.

Next up was the gauntlet. You see... after watching YouTube videos of reactions [1] [2] for 2 Girls 1 Cup (EXTREMELY GRAPHIC); we (foolishly) decided to watch it live on the air... without any pre-screening. Let me tell you; it was single handedly the most disgusting video I have *EVER* seen on the net... or anywhere. Shrew tapped out before we even hit play, 15 secs and I was out with dry heaves, 45 secs and Miah was in the bathroom trying not to puke. And you know who was eerily OK with the entire thing? Sean! He calmly watched the entire movie (about 1:45 long) with a twinkle in his eye. I wonder about him...

Our deeper topics included the SoCal fires raging out of control; Student Suspended over stick figure drawing of 'gun'... he is in 2nd grade; and teenagers documenting their sex has landed them in jail.

We also chatted about who would win in a fight... John Rambo or Dutch (Predator).

And rounding out the night was:

Tech: Japanese create a Back Seat Toilet for the car; Cell Phone warning text supposed to stop gropers; and Xbox posts their first-ever profit (Thanks Halo 3).

Entertainment: Free Radiohead album still pirated over 500,000 times and Dumbledore is Gay.

Reviews: Un Chien Andalou; Arrested Development; Andromeda Strain; FIDO; Mr. Brooks; and Hostel II.

Remember Tribe, grab the Podcast to get all the details I can't fit into the blog... and tune in next Thursday @ 8pm PST to catch us live!

Pig, Out...

-B

Welcome back Tribe, here were some of the peaks and valleys for Episode 39!

Damage Report: Dentist claims breast-rubs appropriate; Cat hits winning lottery numbers; Spokane man lures wife into Halloween noose; and Chocolate Jesus makes a triumphant return...

Sports Dungeon: NFL/NCAA/MLB Scores and highlights; and Hollyfield urged to quit after last loss...

Topic wise, we chatted about a nobel winning scientist that stated blacks are less intelligent then anyone else; The RIAA won a $222,000 verdict for 24 songs... 24!?; and we laughed about the top 20 worst album names of all time, including;

- Elton John: Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

- Butthole Surfers: Hairway to Steven (we thought is was genius)

and...

- Fiona Apple: When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right

We then wrapped the show up with things like; Sex with robots almost a reality, and Stephen Colbert is running for President...

There are some of your highlights from the last show. Make sure to catch us live, and download the Podcast to catch what you may have missed... it's the next best thing.

Pig, Out...

-B

In a quest to have enough time to make a good blog and still leave enough mystery for you all to actually enjoy the podcast/live show these blogs will actually a bit more highlight oriented. Email me with what you think... so without further ado!

If you missed this weeks show, here were some highlights!

Damage Report: 17 pound Russian baby, Stolen Toilet paper, and a talking Jesus Doll @ Wal-Mart.

Sports Dungeon: NFL/NCAA schedule and scores, MLB playoffs, and De La Hoya gets his Gold Medal back.

I also recaped my Dentist visit (which caused me to miss the week before), and Justin Phillips joins us in studio for an in depth interview!

Some of our questions ranged from deep: "How does it feel to play a painful song on a regular basis, and have to revisit that place you wrote it from."

To ridiculous: "Would you rather be a local celebrity, or have a 12" dick?"

It was a great time, with plenty of laughs and bullshit.. you know, typical PIGS stuff! Grab the podcast to hear the entire interview, and also a good selection of his songs to rock out to.

Tune in next week @ 8pm PST to hear us live!

Pig, Out...
 

Highlights for this fine piece of radio magic include the staples like Sports Dungeon and Damage Report. But here were some of the special stuff you may have missed!

It was Miah's Birthday this week, so we celebrated with cake and gifts; The Shrew was molested at work; Pig Most Likely makes a return; Internet Slang Quiz destroys the entire crew; and we talk about the age old Wardrobe Malfunction... while secretly wishing for one on the show...!

Download the podcast and catch up for the next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

Highlights for this show include, the usual suspects (Damage Report/Sports Dungeon); but also pulling out some shit as well. This included Bullshit or Not: Beer Edition; September in History; John Kerry Tazer Incident; and How Much? where we discuss what level of physical violation we would accept for $100 - $1,000,000.

Also, we had The Apostle in for The Shrew (who was under the weather this week).

Grab the podcast and catch up on what you may have missed!

Pig, Out...

-B

Episode 35 already? Why yes Tribe.. another week and another show. But this one was a special one with having all of The Rainieros in the studio to shoot the shit and have some laughs. It was also our first week with the guys @ BeefyRadio.com. It's a shame if you missed it, but with this recap and our newly-available Podcasts you can enjoy the Pigs, at your convenience... without any annoying anal leakage.

This weeks Introductions:

-The man who would give himself a hole-in-one; if only he had 2 more inches: Jeremiah!

-When I say 'Special Sauce' this woman thinks I'm talkin about Big-Macs: The Shrew!

-I'm the man who almost died from auto-erotic asphyxiation: Bryan!

We also had a sponsor this week. The latest in a long line of illustrious contributers. Boy Racers: Since 1987, Turning $800 Honda CVCC's into wold class fighting vessels by strapping on 7 foot fighter wings; cutting holes in stock exhaust; and driving at 12,000 RPM to sound sporty. Boy Racers: Do You Like My Spinners?

Here were this weeks Damage Report headlines!

DR: Man gets into 2 separate accidents... both going the wrong way on the highway at 100 MPH while spraying keyboard cleaner in his mouth; 200-300lbs of human waste was randomly found on some UK hwy; Mother kills 2 of her 4 kids trying to outrun a train... but hits a different one which sends her right into the same one she actually outran; Venezuelan officials are outlawing weird child names... like Superman; Chicken renderings in Minnesota spread over 8 blocks caused 5 accidents and a tipped Moped; Fake Firefighter has been showing up to nations disasters since 9/11; Chinese doctors find 26 needles in woman's groin/brain/chest and think grandparents upset at her not being a boy stuck them there at a young age; Boy falls from repossessed car on the highway; Malaysian newspaper banned from pressing because of a picture of Jesus smoking; McDonald's employee jailed for burger that was too salty; Mazing parrot dies after 30 years... and had the mind of a 5-year old; Day of Conception in Russia gets you the day off to fuck; and Viking ship buried under pub in UK.

Next up was Miah's Sports Dungeon!

SD: Recap of last weeks NFL games and results; Patriots caught stealing from the Jets; McLaren find $100M after spying on Ferrari in the FIA; Recap of the MLB playoff race (Mariners are not even close); Tyson going back to prison for drug charges; Klitschko hurt during training; and the gauntlet for our new Ohio brothers has been thrown down... UW is playing Ohio State next week. It has begun!

We even had a caller that happened to recap verbatim all that Miah had just reported on... which admittedly was kinda annoying, haha.

Miah and I then got chatting about our experience at the season opener of the Seattle Seahawks game we attended last Sunday. In a word? Amazing! Here were some highlights:

- Almost fought 2 gents in Sluggers for being abusive to some Tampa Bay fans...

- Hung out in 'Tailgate Heaven' and got hammered...

- I ran into same 2 gents randomly without any backup...

- 70,000 peeps screaming is the loudest thing I have ever heard!

- Much better seats than we had anticipated...

Just after the top of the hour we had The Rainieros live in studio! All 5 of those guys shoehorned into the equivalent of 1 chair, and was still in good spirits! We were joined by Liam (Lead Guitar/Vox), Tyler (Bass), Phil (Drums), Terry (Guitar/Vox), James (Steel Guitar). Here were some (paraphrased) highlights!

Re: Forming in Eddie Spaghetti's old home - It was fucked up, half the porch was burned down... and I think it was from a 22" Weber

Re: Name - We came up with it while drinking beer

Re: Who would win a fight; Elvis/Johnny ]]>02:06:08Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 4 Minutes 14 Seconds

Here we are again Tribe! This weeks show was 34, and we were joined in studio by J-Dog... and as always The Shrew.

We vowed to introduce ourselves more formally (for the Pigs at least) from now on to make sure new listeners get the who's who... and here were the "intros" that Miah made up:

- He's the man with twice the dressing on his tossed salad: BRYAN!

- She's the dungeon dwelling massachist; say hello to THE SHREW!

- Of course; I'm hard on arrival and dipped in confusion! I'm MIAH!

- As of 60 seconds ago; he's the only man to give Kareem Abdul Jabbar an HJ! He's J-DOG!

Also... who could forget this weeks sponsor? Canadian Tuxedo - Since 1941: Single handedly keeping the jean manufacturers around the world constantly using perfectly good cotton to construct matching jean jackets & pants to enhance the Wild Turkey and Pall Mall experience. Canadian Tuxedo: My Flannel Matches My Mustache...

Here were this weeks Damage Report headlines...

DR: Leona Helmsley bequeathes her dog $12 mill; Texan spiders creating a huge web network that blocks out the light from the sun; Pastor has sex with daughters for scripture; Louisiana fining people with sagging pants; Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god; 9 yr old math prodigy starts college; Japan shoplifter dies after 2 beer heist; Has the Chupacabra shown up in Texas?; Airline passenger exposes genitals; 911 prankster has made 2000 calls in 6 months; Man run over by his own car; Lifeguard rescues ... a shark; Man found nude after clothes stolen; B-52 carried nukes over the entire US; Man accused of stealing funeral flowers; Worlds tallest man in Ukraine; 1/3 or all online dates end in sex; 100 year old man has 101 grandkids; Texan musician shot in head for banging on door; Viriginia teen charged for raping/killing sister ... and hitting toddler in head with sledgehammer.

...Whew! A lot of shit went down this week; as evident by the huge DR.

Next up was some Sports Dungeon.

SD: NFL has officially started! Scores, highlights, and general giddiness was pretty pervasive through the SD this week. Miah also made it a point to say that we were both going to the season opener @ Qwest Field this Sunday. It'll be my first NFL game... so it's sure to be a fucking experience. We also had info about the Mariners in the playoff hunt... then 'it' happened.

We had a listener call Miah to the mat about how bad his SD was, and how inaccurate his reporting was. Point in question was the number of games that the Mariners were out of playoff contention. It got a little uncomfortable for a bit there as they went back and forth. Then I mentioned that 'Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics...' It seemed to chill a bit after that, and we'll get to the listeners' call a bit later.

Up next was the (all too) descriptive visit to the Wing Dome. Yes... there is an actual place called the Wing Dome. Two Words: Amazing. We went into a quite in depth recollection of the build up, chow fest, and LONG aftermath from our plate of 25 4-Alarm (out of 7) hot wings, and 25 tasty Garlic/Salt 'n Pepp wings. Lets just say 'Ass Puke' and leave it at that... shall we?

After our second break we spilled the beans on the Announcement we have been teasing all week. Well Tribe, us Pigs in (CYBER)space have officially picked up our first affiliate to syndicate our show! BeefyRadio.com will be picking us up and rebroadcasting us live from 11p-1a EST. LocalGoat is still the Pigs home, so no fear as The Tribe can still catch us at the same time and place, we are just expanding to even more of an audience. So raise your glasses to the first of many new horizons for the show! Mazel Tov!

Right after the announcement we recieved a call in from the same guy who was harassing Miah about his SD broadcast this week. Strawberry PopRox (???) called in to set the record set. Unfortunately it wasn't as bloody as I had hoped... but oh well. We can't always get Hiroshima on command, can we?

Next up was the camping stories from Miahs' back to back trips. Here were some highlights:

- Cops warning about their location; they could be killed by territorial Meth-Heads

- Cocaine was brought (without consent); and done in the vicinity of an uninvited 10 year old

- Miah demonstrated the 'puke position' that a fellow camper experienced

- There was a Cougar attack scare

And that was just the tip of the iceberg.

The last heavy-hitter of the show was the 2nd part of an ongoing discussion of Zeitgeist: The Movie. This part was dedicated to the 9/11 attacks. While the Pigs have covered this topic in depth before, there were some things brought up that we haven't heard or covered before. The most notable (and shocking) thing was the 45 degree angle cut (with melted steel) of the center support beams in the twin towers, which is typical of a controlled demo. At just after 51min in the movie it shows said image... and it made me physically ill. Also, the complete failure of NORAD (slow response 8x longer than normal, and an otherwise 100% successful program missed 4 planes in 1 day). Other parts of note was footage of the London Tube bombings, and a call from inside the towers as it collapses... all incredibly impactful imagery.

Last up on the agenda was Tech and Entertainment.

Tech: 60GB PS3's no longer in stock... get them while you can; Apple cuts the iPhone $200 (offers early adopters $100 credit) and gives the world the iPod Touch ... essentially an iPhone w/o a phone.

Ent: Britney Spears debuts new material to much ballyhoo; Andy Dick pees on someones' leg; Pavarotti dies @ 71; and we played audio of Jerry Lewis' saying the word 'fag' live on the air... great stuff.

Thanks again Tribe for the comments and interaction, we are nothing without ears to pollute. And all our east-coast listeners can catch us starting next Thursday @ 11p EST on BeefyRadio.com.

Pig, Out..

-B

Thu, 6 Sep 2007 08:00:00 -0500Our first affiliate, Zeitgeist: The Movie, and the odds of scoring after meeting on the net...

Here we are again Tribe! This weeks show was 34, and we were joined in studio by J-Dog... and as always The Shrew.

We vowed to introduce ourselves more formally (for the Pigs at least) from now on to make sure new listeners get the who's who... and here were the "intros" that Miah made up:

- He's the man with twice the dressing on his tossed salad: BRYAN!

- She's the dungeon dwelling massachist; say hello to THE SHREW!

- Of course; I'm hard on arrival and dipped in confusion! I'm MIAH!

- As of 60 seconds ago; he's the only man to give Kareem Abdul Jabbar an HJ! He's J-DOG!

Also... who could forget this weeks sponsor? Canadian Tuxedo - Since 1941: Single handedly keeping the jean manufacturers around the world constantly using perfectly good cotton to construct matching jean jackets & pants to enhance the Wild Turkey and Pall Mall experience. Canadian Tuxedo: My Flannel Matches My Mustache...

Here were this weeks Damage Report headlines...

DR: Leona Helmsley bequeathes her dog $12 mill; Texan spiders creating a huge web network that blocks out the light from the sun; Pastor has sex with daughters for scripture; Louisiana fining people with sagging pants; Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god; 9 yr old math prodigy starts college; Japan shoplifter dies after 2 beer heist; Has the Chupacabra shown up in Texas?; Airline passenger exposes genitals; 911 prankster has made 2000 calls in 6 months; Man run over by his own car; Lifeguard rescues ... a shark; Man found nude after clothes stolen; B-52 carried nukes over the entire US; Man accused of stealing funeral flowers; Worlds tallest man in Ukraine; 1/3 or all online dates end in sex; 100 year old man has 101 grandkids; Texan musician shot in head for banging on door; Viriginia teen charged for raping/killing sister ... and hitting toddler in head with sledgehammer.

...Whew! A lot of shit went down this week; as evident by the huge DR.

Next up was some Sports Dungeon.

SD: NFL has officially started! Scores, highlights, and general giddiness was pretty pervasive through the SD this week. Miah also made it a point to say that we were both going to the season opener @ Qwest Field this Sunday. It'll be my first NFL game... so it's sure to be a fucking experience. We also had info about the Mariners in the playoff hunt... then 'it' happened.

We had a listener call Miah to the mat about how bad his SD was, and how inaccurate his reporting was. Point in question was the number of games that the Mariners were out of playoff contention. It got a little uncomfortable for a bit there as they went back and forth. Then I mentioned that 'Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics...' It seemed to chill a bit after that, and we'll get to the listeners' call a bit later.

Up next was the (all too) descriptive visit to the Wing Dome. Yes... there is an actual place called the Wing Dome. Two Words: Amazing. We went into a quite in depth recollection of the build up, chow fest, and LONG aftermath from our plate of 25 4-Alarm (out of 7) hot wings, and 25 tasty Garlic/Salt 'n Pepp wings. Lets just say 'Ass Puke' and leave it at that... shall we?

After our second break we spilled the beans on the Announcement we have been teasing all week. Well Tribe, us Pigs in (CYBER)space have officially picked up our first affiliate to syndicate our show! BeefyRadio.com will be picking us up and rebroadcasting us live from 11p-1a EST. LocalGoat is still the Pigs home, so no fear as The Tribe can still catch us at the same time and place, we are just expanding to even more of an audience. So raise your glasses to the first of many new horizons for the show! Mazel Tov!

Right after the announcement we recieved a call in from the]]>02:04:14Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno59 Minutes 48 Seconds

-Due to Technical Difficulties this weeks [PODCAST] is only a partial show, sorry Tribe-

Welcome Tribe, to another edition of the Pigs in (CYBER)Space radio show. This week we hit the big double trips (33), and as always we age with grace... like a fine vinegar.

This weeks unknowing sponsor is Carter Burke - Since 2180; Fucking over Wieland employees for a percentage, entering into hazardous battle arena's with a Back To The Future vest on and sounding cool saying "Very Tough Hombres". Carter Burke: "It was a bad call Ripley, it was a bad call..."

No mention of his rating on the 'Douche-Bag Leader' scale... but we'll keep you posted. Now... here were this weeks Damage Report headlines!

DR: A pizzeria called Hell is getting in trouble for using Hitler on its' billboards in New Zealand; Woman pleads guilty in blood-drinking sex encounter; Man dies wearing 15 of his ex-wives bras, 2 women accused of taking a 12 year old boy to prostitutes; Nova Scotia woman kicked out of a club for being too fat; Woman stabbed husband during sex; Research shows that boyfriends do more housework than husbands; Teen driver in trouble for posting 140mph video on YouTube; Beethoven believed to be killed by his doctor; List of body parts missing from famous people has been published... including Einsteins' brain; Patient looses top of head to faulty fridge; Home Depot employee fired for chasing a thief; and a NY robber refuses $10 and makes victim get change to give him $4.

Our buddies have a sick fascination for creating incredibly disrespectful ways to sexually humiliating women and giving them funny names... so we actually were submitted a list from listener J-dog of some of the better ones. Here are some of the better ones we went though and laughed at on the air:

Angry Dragon: Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Cold Lunch: The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Compton Gangbang: You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)... to name a few. So ya, we're sick fuckers... but what else is new.

Next up was Sports Dungeon...

SD: College football season starts.. and we chat about opening scores and betting lines on some of the teams; NFL power rankings have been published in conjunction with the start of the season; Falcons seek $20m of his pay back from Vick; Lance Briggs crashed his own Lamborghini... then reported it stolen; and the MLB Wildcard race is getting hot and heavy with the Mariners right in the thick of it.

Next up was the long-bumped (at least 2 episodes so far) segment about the school suspension of a boy who drew a gun. Not drew.. as in pulled out... but physically scribbled a gun on a piece of paper during class. As you can imagine the Pigs team was not very happy nor impressed with how this has been handled. Some of the questions repeatedly brought up were about the 'Thought Police' and when is enough, enough?

Next up we chatted about animals in the news since there has been a large rash of them over the last week.

Headlines: Mike Vick trading cards chewed by a dog went for $7400; Man accused of biting girlfriends snake in half during an argument and throwing the head at her; Milwaukee attorney receives goat-head in a bag on his doorstop; a goat has naturally grown 6 horns; and the top name of dogs and cats are Max.

We also talked about animals that travel in groups, and some of the ridiculous names they are given. Some examples:

Boars: Sounder

Cheetah: Coalition

Fox: Skulk

Why are they given such illogical names? No-one knows. But Miah did suggest that everything should be called a 'Herd' or 'Flock'.

Next segment was debating Rape. No... not the fact that it should be legal or okay (sick fuckers) but the fact that false accusations carry no consequence. A recent example is of a man who was just let out of jail after serving for 20 years, but exonerated based on DNA evidence. 20 YEARS! The FBI just published a report saying from 20-40% of all rapes reported are actually false (lack of physical evidence, or directly dis proven).

I went on a limb and stated that one of the worst things you can due to a man is accuse him of rape, and a false accusation should be accompanied with jail time for the woman who accuses. Miah agreed unanimously, but Shrew thought that it may impact the number of women who come forward to report rape. While we all agreed that could be the case, there would be no reason not to report a rape that actually happens. It keeps crazy bitches from just saying it out of spite, or revenge. We also debated the extent the Rape Shield law should cover, and really dove into whether it should cover false accusations or not.

Last up was Entertainment and Tech.

Tech: 17 year old is the first in world to unlock the iPhone through re-soldering and trades the phone for a 350z.

Ent: Everyone's favorite Uwe Boll appeared at PAX and was given a QA session with game fans after debuting a clip of his new game-movie Postal. His response to 'Why do you movies suck so much?' was him blaming the fact that the source material for his films is lacking. So much for a script writer, eh? He also defended the fact that his films are money makers, citing Bloodrayne's worldwide haul of $80m to the $7m it took to make.

I say he's still and asshole... but a brave asshole at that.

Lastly Shrew (.5*)and I (2*) rated the Blades of Glory release.

There was another fun show in the bag, and we will catch you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0500Hitler's Pizzeria, An Angry Dragon, and a kid draws a gun on paper and gets kicked out of school...

-Due to Technical Difficulties this weeks [PODCAST] is only a partial show, sorry Tribe-

Welcome Tribe, to another edition of the Pigs in (CYBER)Space radio show. This week we hit the big double trips (33), and as always we age with grace... like a fine vinegar.

This weeks unknowing sponsor is Carter Burke - Since 2180; Fucking over Wieland employees for a percentage, entering into hazardous battle arena's with a Back To The Future vest on and sounding cool saying "Very Tough Hombres". Carter Burke: "It was a bad call Ripley, it was a bad call..."

No mention of his rating on the 'Douche-Bag Leader' scale... but we'll keep you posted. Now... here were this weeks Damage Report headlines!

DR: A pizzeria called Hell is getting in trouble for using Hitler on its' billboards in New Zealand; Woman pleads guilty in blood-drinking sex encounter; Man dies wearing 15 of his ex-wives bras, 2 women accused of taking a 12 year old boy to prostitutes; Nova Scotia woman kicked out of a club for being too fat; Woman stabbed husband during sex; Research shows that boyfriends do more housework than husbands; Teen driver in trouble for posting 140mph video on YouTube; Beethoven believed to be killed by his doctor; List of body parts missing from famous people has been published... including Einsteins' brain; Patient looses top of head to faulty fridge; Home Depot employee fired for chasing a thief; and a NY robber refuses $10 and makes victim get change to give him $4.

Our buddies have a sick fascination for creating incredibly disrespectful ways to sexually humiliating women and giving them funny names... so we actually were submitted a list from listener J-dog of some of the better ones. Here are some of the better ones we went though and laughed at on the air:

Angry Dragon: Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Cold Lunch: The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Compton Gangbang: You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)... to name a few. So ya, we're sick fuckers... but what else is new.

Next up was Sports Dungeon...

SD: College football season starts.. and we chat about opening scores and betting lines on some of the teams; NFL power rankings have been published in conjunction with the start of the season; Falcons seek $20m of his pay back from Vick; Lance Briggs crashed his own Lamborghini... then reported it stolen; and the MLB Wildcard race is getting hot and heavy with the Mariners right in the thick of it.

Next up was the long-bumped (at least 2 episodes so far) segment about the school suspension of a boy who drew a gun. Not drew.. as in pulled out... but physically scribbled a gun on a piece of paper during class. As you can imagine the Pigs team was not very happy nor impressed with how this has been handled. Some of the questions repeatedly brought up were about the 'Thought Police' and when is enough, enough?

Next up we chatted about animals in the news since there has been a large rash of them over the last week.

Headlines: Mike Vick trading cards chewed by a dog went for $7400; Man accused of biting girlfriends snake in half during an argument and throwing th]]>59:48:00Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 58 Minutes 10 Seconds

-Due to Technical Difficulties this weeks [PODCAST] is only a partial show, sorry Tribe-

Welcome Tribe, to another edition of the Pigs in (CYBER)Space radio show. This week we hit the big double trips (33), and as always we age with grace... like a fine vinegar.

This weeks unknowing sponsor is Carter Burke - Since 2180; Fucking over Wieland employees for a percentage, entering into hazardous battle arena's with a Back To The Future vest on and sounding cool saying "Very Tough Hombres". Carter Burke: "It was a bad call Ripley, it was a bad call..."

No mention of his rating on the 'Douche-Bag Leader' scale... but we'll keep you posted. Now... here were this weeks Damage Report headlines!

DR: A pizzeria called Hell is getting in trouble for using Hitler on its' billboards in New Zealand; Woman pleads guilty in blood-drinking sex encounter; Man dies wearing 15 of his ex-wives bras, 2 women accused of taking a 12 year old boy to prostitutes; Nova Scotia woman kicked out of a club for being too fat; Woman stabbed husband during sex; Research shows that boyfriends do more housework than husbands; Teen driver in trouble for posting 140mph video on YouTube; Beethoven believed to be killed by his doctor; List of body parts missing from famous people has been published... including Einsteins' brain; Patient looses top of head to faulty fridge; Home Depot employee fired for chasing a thief; and a NY robber refuses $10 and makes victim get change to give him $4.

Our buddies have a sick fascination for creating incredibly disrespectful ways to sexually humiliating women and giving them funny names... so we actually were submitted a list from listener J-dog of some of the better ones. Here are some of the better ones we went though and laughed at on the air:

Angry Dragon: Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Cold Lunch: The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Compton Gangbang: You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)... to name a few. So ya, we're sick fuckers... but what else is new.

Next up was Sports Dungeon...

SD: College football season starts.. and we chat about opening scores and betting lines on some of the teams; NFL power rankings have been published in conjunction with the start of the season; Falcons seek $20m of his pay back from Vick; Lance Briggs crashed his own Lamborghini... then reported it stolen; and the MLB Wildcard race is getting hot and heavy with the Mariners right in the thick of it.

Next up was the long-bumped (at least 2 episodes so far) segment about the school suspension of a boy who drew a gun. Not drew.. as in pulled out... but physically scribbled a gun on a piece of paper during class. As you can imagine the Pigs team was not very happy nor impressed with how this has been handled. Some of the questions repeatedly brought up were about the 'Thought Police' and when is enough, enough?

Next up we chatted about animals in the news since there has been a large rash of them over the last week.

Headlines: Mike Vick trading cards chewed by a dog went for $7400; Man accused of biting girlfriends snake in half during an argument and throwing the head at her; Milwaukee attorney receives goat-head in a bag on his doorstop; a goat has naturally grown 6 horns; and the top name of dogs and cats are Max.

We also talked about animals that travel in groups, and some of the ridiculous names they are given. Some examples:

Boars: Sounder

Cheetah: Coalition

Fox: Skulk

Why are they given such illogical names? No-one knows. But Miah did suggest that everything should be called a 'Herd' or 'Flock'.

Next segment was debating Rape. No... not the fact that it should be legal or okay (sick fuckers) but the fact that false accusations carry no consequence. A recent example is of a man who was just let out of jail after serving for 20 years, but exonerated based on DNA evidence. 20 YEARS! The FBI just published a report saying from 20-40% of all rapes reported are actually false (lack of physical evidence, or directly dis proven).

I went on a limb and stated that one of the worst things you can due to a man is accuse him of rape, and a false accusation should be accompanied with jail time for the woman who accuses. Miah agreed unanimously, but Shrew thought that it may impact the number of women who come forward to report rape. While we all agreed that could be the case, there would be no reason not to report a rape that actually happens. It keeps crazy bitches from just saying it out of spite, or revenge. We also debated the extent the Rape Shield law should cover, and really dove into whether it should cover false accusations or not.

Last up was Entertainment and Tech.

Tech: 17 year old is the first in world to unlock the iPhone through re-soldering and trades the phone for a 350z.

Ent: Everyone's favorite Uwe Boll appeared at PAX and was given a QA session with game fans after debuting a clip of his new game-movie Postal. His response to 'Why do you movies suck so much?' was him blaming the fact that the source material for his films is lacking. So much for a script writer, eh? He also defended the fact that his films are money makers, citing Bloodrayne's worldwide haul of $80m to the $7m it took to make.

I say he's still and asshole... but a brave asshole at that.

Lastly Shrew (.5*)and I (2*) rated the Blades of Glory release.

There was another fun show in the bag, and we will catch you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0500Subterranean Fecal Root, Zeitgeist: The Movie, Mead, and the finer points of pillaging and plundering...

-Due to Technical Difficulties this weeks [PODCAST] is only a partial show, sorry Tribe-

Welcome Tribe, to another edition of the Pigs in (CYBER)Space radio show. This week we hit the big double trips (33), and as always we age with grace... like a fine vinegar.

This weeks unknowing sponsor is Carter Burke - Since 2180; Fucking over Wieland employees for a percentage, entering into hazardous battle arena's with a Back To The Future vest on and sounding cool saying "Very Tough Hombres". Carter Burke: "It was a bad call Ripley, it was a bad call..."

No mention of his rating on the 'Douche-Bag Leader' scale... but we'll keep you posted. Now... here were this weeks Damage Report headlines!

DR: A pizzeria called Hell is getting in trouble for using Hitler on its' billboards in New Zealand; Woman pleads guilty in blood-drinking sex encounter; Man dies wearing 15 of his ex-wives bras, 2 women accused of taking a 12 year old boy to prostitutes; Nova Scotia woman kicked out of a club for being too fat; Woman stabbed husband during sex; Research shows that boyfriends do more housework than husbands; Teen driver in trouble for posting 140mph video on YouTube; Beethoven believed to be killed by his doctor; List of body parts missing from famous people has been published... including Einsteins' brain; Patient looses top of head to faulty fridge; Home Depot employee fired for chasing a thief; and a NY robber refuses $10 and makes victim get change to give him $4.

Our buddies have a sick fascination for creating incredibly disrespectful ways to sexually humiliating women and giving them funny names... so we actually were submitted a list from listener J-dog of some of the better ones. Here are some of the better ones we went though and laughed at on the air:

Angry Dragon: Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Cold Lunch: The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Compton Gangbang: You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)... to name a few. So ya, we're sick fuckers... but what else is new.

Next up was Sports Dungeon...

SD: College football season starts.. and we chat about opening scores and betting lines on some of the teams; NFL power rankings have been published in conjunction with the start of the season; Falcons seek $20m of his pay back from Vick; Lance Briggs crashed his own Lamborghini... then reported it stolen; and the MLB Wildcard race is getting hot and heavy with the Mariners right in the thick of it.

Next up was the long-bumped (at least 2 episodes so far) segment about the school suspension of a boy who drew a gun. Not drew.. as in pulled out... but physically scribbled a gun on a piece of paper during class. As you can imagine the Pigs team was not very happy nor impressed with how this has been handled. Some of the questions repeatedly brought up were about the 'Thought Police' and when is enough, enough?

Next up we chatted about animals in the news since there has been a large rash of them over the last week.

Headlines: Mike Vick trading cards chewed by a dog went for $7400; Man accused of biting girlfriends snake in half during an argument and throwing th]]>01:58:10Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 3 Minutes 2 Seconds

Welcome back Tribe! This weeks special guest was a 2-fer! We had our very own listeners J-Dog and the ever present Apostle Jon were in studio to join us in some laughs and beers. So props to them for braving the show! And now onto the days headlines.

Odd News: Woman faces charges for having a Wiccan chant on her front lawn; A Japanese biker doesn't notice his missing leg; Chinese couple wants to name their child '@'; 'Duct Tape Bandit' charged in robbery; Man kisses ailing wife then tosses her off 4th story of building; Court asks mother to stop brestfeeding; Descendents of Papa New Guinea cannibals say sorry for eating your forefathers; Dog of Doom predicts many deaths; and Canada introduces $10,000 speeding ticket; Former teacher arrested for kidnapping and rape.

Updated: US judge presses issue over $54m pair of pants; and Jack McClellan (admitted pedophile) has the entire state of CA to deal with since they gave him an unprecideted full state restraining order.

After break we then skipped the Sports Dungeon since we had guests and went right into the bullshit. We debuted the Brain vs. Brain segment and had the Pigs go against our revered guests. We did a modified version of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' and guess who came out on top?...

The Pigs of course. We barely beat them (by 1 question) but hey... it may not be clean but it is a win. Sorry guys!

We took 2nd break and immediately went into things that only boys could get enjoyment out off... thats right Tribe... Death, Boobs and Spanking! Before you get your rocks off here's how we discussed them.

Lets start with the death. We covered a story of a guy in Texas who was involved in a crime that resulted in a murder (despite not pulling the trigger) but was still being put to death anyway. We chatted about how ridiculous that something like this existed. Apostle thought that it was his fault and he knows the rules; but the real thinkers of the group all agreed that the Texas only law is bullshit.

In unrelated news Miah had a revelation that Ren & Stimpy was a bad show. All because of a sound-drop. That and a derail onto the topic of Transformers. Nice one...

Spanking up next: 2 Boys face a trail for spanking girls in their class. This could mean jail time and sex offender status for what was just some fun pre-pubescent fun. We all reminisced about playing around on the playground and harassing the other kids; and by 'we all' I mean 'just me'. Everyone took the 'Against Bryan' stance and almost ruined the segment before I could put the train back on the tracks. Finally we got some input from the peanut gallery and it ended well.

Last up was Boobs! Accompanied with the requisite yelling of BOOOOBS! We covered the issue of the girls and guys at MyFreeImplants.com. Girls register and show themselves and men donate and the payoff is the images given back to the donors of the fake tits. It pretty much dissolved into the talk of good tits... but thats okay.

Tech: Space Motel opening by 2012, and someone has claimed to have broken the speed of light.

Entertainment: UW discovered through research that the Baby Einstein videos actually hinder language development; Van Halen going touring for the first time in 22 years; OJ Simpson to publish his book; Drew Carey fucked up his arm in a Price Is Right game; Uwe Boll gets even crazier than we thought; Iranian officials say 300 is an anti-Iran propoganda film; Stephen King was mistaken for a hooligan and defacing books but turns out his was just signing his books on the table; and lastly we talked about the anniversary of Elvis' death and how much $$$ he makes.

All and all it was a great show and we had a blast. Thanks to J-Dog and Apostle Jon for the in studio appearance and the laughs. See you next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0500In studio guests, Brain vs Brain, and the Dog of Doom...

Welcome back Tribe! This weeks special guest was a 2-fer! We had our very own listeners J-Dog and the ever present Apostle Jon were in studio to join us in some laughs and beers. So props to them for braving the show! And now onto the days headlines.

Odd News: Woman faces charges for having a Wiccan chant on her front lawn; A Japanese biker doesn't notice his missing leg; Chinese couple wants to name their child '@'; 'Duct Tape Bandit' charged in robbery; Man kisses ailing wife then tosses her off 4th story of building; Court asks mother to stop brestfeeding; Descendents of Papa New Guinea cannibals say sorry for eating your forefathers; Dog of Doom predicts many deaths; and Canada introduces $10,000 speeding ticket; Former teacher arrested for kidnapping and rape.

Updated: US judge presses issue over $54m pair of pants; and Jack McClellan (admitted pedophile) has the entire state of CA to deal with since they gave him an unprecideted full state restraining order.

After break we then skipped the Sports Dungeon since we had guests and went right into the bullshit. We debuted the Brain vs. Brain segment and had the Pigs go against our revered guests. We did a modified version of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' and guess who came out on top?...

The Pigs of course. We barely beat them (by 1 question) but hey... it may not be clean but it is a win. Sorry guys!

We took 2nd break and immediately went into things that only boys could get enjoyment out off... thats right Tribe... Death, Boobs and Spanking! Before you get your rocks off here's how we discussed them.

Lets start with the death. We covered a story of a guy in Texas who was involved in a crime that resulted in a murder (despite not pulling the trigger) but was still being put to death anyway. We chatted about how ridiculous that something like this existed. Apostle thought that it was his fault and he knows the rules; but the real thinkers of the group all agreed that the Texas only law is bullshit.

In unrelated news Miah had a revelation that Ren & Stimpy was a bad show. All because of a sound-drop. That and a derail onto the topic of Transformers. Nice one...

Spanking up next: 2 Boys face a trail for spanking girls in their class. This could mean jail time and sex offender status for what was just some fun pre-pubescent fun. We all reminisced about playing around on the playground and harassing the other kids; and by 'we all' I mean 'just me'. Everyone took the 'Against Bryan' stance and almost ruined the segment before I could put the train back on the tracks. Finally we got some input from the peanut gallery and it ended well.

Last up was Boobs! Accompanied with the requisite yelling of BOOOOBS! We covered the issue of the girls and guys at MyFreeImplants.com. Girls register and show themselves and men donate and the payoff is the images given back to the donors of the fake tits. It pretty much dissolved into the talk of good tits... but thats okay.

Tech: Space Motel opening by 2012, and someone has claimed to have broken the speed of light.

Entertainment: UW discovered through research that the Baby Einstein videos actually hinder language development; Van Halen going touring for the first time in 22 years; OJ Simpson to publish his book; Drew Carey fucked up his arm in a Price Is Right game; Uwe Boll gets even crazier than we thought; Iranian officials say 300 is an anti-Iran propoganda film; Stephen King was mistaken for a hooligan and defacing books but turns out his was just signing his books on the table; and lastly we talked about the anniversary of Elvis' death and how much $$$ he makes.

All and all it was a great show and we had a blas]]>02:03:02Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 3 Minutes 4 Seconds

Episode 30!! We have grown up now, and are no longer going to have shows... but professional 'episodes'. Ya, it's gay... but whatever. Here's what you missed if you didn't catch episode 30!

This week's lucky sponsor was the FagApple Publishing Company. Since 1851: Bringing you world-class literature covering everything from Diarrhea to Lampshades. Giddy Up!

Here's were this weeks headlines...

Odd News: Lucky number 17 born to Arkansas Couple; Drugs in NY sold out of ice cream truck; German had pencil removed from his head after 55 years; Monkey to join Arizona SWAT Team; 32,000 Quarters fall onto Wisconsin road; Memphis man recovering after dog shot him in the back; Woman killed homeless man over spare change; Baby to be named Superman - after 4Real was denied; Senior man pays mystery doctors to remove his testicles; Oregon Half-Moon Bay Soccer team all nabbed for prostitution; Giant Lego Man found in Dutch sea; and a teen falls 6 stories and walks away.

Sports Dungeon: Barry Bonds hits number 756 to break Hank Aaron's home-run record; Homer 756 was with a maple bat from Canada; Bonds +1 to 757; A-Rod becomes youngest player ever to hit 500 homers; Tom Glavine secures 300th win; 'Boomer' Wells and Pads cut ties; UW schedule released; Alstott put on Injured Reserve with possible career ending injury; and Seahawks start to play here in a week.

Miah's weird ending to the SD was a series of quizzes we took before the show. It was what Sci-Fi crew are you, what Sci-Fi villain, and what Sci-Fi hero as well and here were the results...

Miah Crew: ST:The Next Gen

Hero: Jack from Stargate SG1

Villain: Split of Wraith/Darth Vader.

Bryan Crew: ST:Deep Space 9

Hero: Neo;

Villain: The Master.

We then broke the story of the drunk post-Doofs' 'kid's in a shopping cart' stunt we pulled on/with a group of kids in the parking lot.

Our serious topic was the debate about (essentially) language in America. After watching an episode of Dora while at a friends house I felt like the dilution of English in America is insulting and ridiculous. I feel that if you want your kids to learn another language besides English, so be it... just don't do it through the pseudo-good intentioned Dora show. All it does it make the butchering of English an acceptable practice since 'Spanglish' will sound official to acclimated ears.

Tech: Nissan developing car that knows if you are too drunk to drive; and all Xbox 360's get HDMI built in starting now.

Entertainment: Popeye DVD release w/a disclaimer about the racial slurs featured in the original broadcasts; Ving Rhames' bulldogs attack and kill a friend on his front lawn; and we went over the most profitable movie stars.  Ranging from Russell Crowe (5:1) to Matt Damon (28:1). Here's the List.

We rounded out the show with my Pathfinder review (2/5) and our Fracture reviews (both 4/5).

Till next week... Pig, Out.

-B

 

 

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Thu, 9 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0500Sci-Fi Quizzes, English in America, and tossing that kid in a cart...

Episode 30!! We have grown up now, and are no longer going to have shows... but professional 'episodes'. Ya, it's gay... but whatever. Here's what you missed if you didn't catch episode 30!

This week's lucky sponsor was the FagApple Publishing Company. Since 1851: Bringing you world-class literature covering everything from Diarrhea to Lampshades. Giddy Up!

Here's were this weeks headlines...

Odd News: Lucky number 17 born to Arkansas Couple; Drugs in NY sold out of ice cream truck; German had pencil removed from his head after 55 years; Monkey to join Arizona SWAT Team; 32,000 Quarters fall onto Wisconsin road; Memphis man recovering after dog shot him in the back; Woman killed homeless man over spare change; Baby to be named Superman - after 4Real was denied; Senior man pays mystery doctors to remove his testicles; Oregon Half-Moon Bay Soccer team all nabbed for prostitution; Giant Lego Man found in Dutch sea; and a teen falls 6 stories and walks away.

Sports Dungeon: Barry Bonds hits number 756 to break Hank Aaron's home-run record; Homer 756 was with a maple bat from Canada; Bonds +1 to 757; A-Rod becomes youngest player ever to hit 500 homers; Tom Glavine secures 300th win; 'Boomer' Wells and Pads cut ties; UW schedule released; Alstott put on Injured Reserve with possible career ending injury; and Seahawks start to play here in a week.

Miah's weird ending to the SD was a series of quizzes we took before the show. It was what Sci-Fi crew are you, what Sci-Fi villain, and what Sci-Fi hero as well and here were the results...

Miah Crew: ST:The Next Gen

Hero: Jack from Stargate SG1

Villain: Split of Wraith/Darth Vader.

Bryan Crew: ST:Deep Space 9

Hero: Neo;

Villain: The Master.

We then broke the story of the drunk post-Doofs' 'kid's in a shopping cart' stunt we pulled on/with a group of kids in the parking lot.

Our serious topic was the debate about (essentially) language in America. After watching an episode of Dora while at a friends house I felt like the dilution of English in America is insulting and ridiculous. I feel that if you want your kids to learn another language besides English, so be it... just don't do it through the pseudo-good intentioned Dora show. All it does it make the butchering of English an acceptable practice since 'Spanglish' will sound official to acclimated ears.

Tech: Nissan developing car that knows if you are too drunk to drive; and all Xbox 360's get HDMI built in starting now.

Entertainment: Popeye DVD release w/a disclaimer about the racial slurs featured in the original broadcasts; Ving Rhames' bulldogs attack and kill a friend on his front lawn; and we went over the most profitable movie stars.  Ranging from Russell Crowe (5:1) to Matt Damon (28:1). Here's the List.

We rounded out the show with my Pathfinder review (2/5) and our Fracture reviews (both 4/5).

Till next week... Pig, Out.

-B

Tonight we debuted the weekly show sponsor for the P.I.C.S. It was the Bukkake Club. Since 1932: The Bukkake Club. Bringing you fountains of fun and rivers of DNA for an assortment of uses and decorative add-ons... The Bukkake Club: Here's Lunch!. On the corner of 3rd and 5th in every major city.

Now, here were tonights headlines!

Odd News: Lottery player wins twice by mistake; Man cuts off hand for Hindu goddess offering; Vets put down 7 legged lamb; Mother takes 61 year old sons allowance away for staying out too late; Woman kept dead husband in bed for a year; NASA shaken by sabotage and drunken flying; Bus driver fired for 38,000 text messages; Soliciting sex draws 'fowl' sentence for 3 men; Oscar the cat predicts patients' death; Accused grave robber dodge sex charges; and Odor leads to illegal dung depot.

Sports Dungeon: The complete list of 50 NFL Hall of Famers, Mara: Giants won't renegotiate new contract for Strahan; Congress gets chance to interview ex-White House officials about Tillman death; Bill Walsh dies at 75 - led 49ers to three Super Bowl titles; Bonds hits homer 756; Seattle Supersonics schedule; Holyfield replaces Chagaev as Ibragimov's opponent; Mayweather ditches retirement, agrees to fight Hatton Dec. 8; Nascar still sucks; and ESPN2 to televise Galaxy's Soccer game Sunday.

Miah had an Opposite Sex Quiz, but due to time constraints we cut it out... and went right into a new game for Miah to ad-lib too.

I gave Miah a bullshit movie title mash up and he had to create a synopsis for the titles. Highlights included Dr. Strange-Love Actually; Empire Strikes Back-draft; and Taxi Driving Miss Daisy! It was a hoot, and we'll be revisiting it in the coming weeks.

Our serious topic was pretty heavy. We reported about an admitted pedophile who made a website telling people how to covet little boys and girls... and get away from it. It amazed us that this is allowed to go on without any involvement. Miah, as usual, is protecting his rights since it could impact all ours... and I, as usual, thought he should burn at the stake. [link 1] [link 2]

I then looked up and found 45 offenders mostly level 2 and up, in the same zip code as where we broadcast. Miah then pulled up a dirty bastard behind his nieces house, and proceeded to get angry...

Next up was 'This Month in History' which had the death of Elvis, and other interesting facts.

Tech News: A chip implanted in a mans' brain brought him out of a coma, and records are being digitally scanned and archived in the Library of Congress.

Entertainment: Reviews for Hot Fuzz DVD (4/5*), Zodiac DVD (4/5*), Host DVD (2/5*), 1408 (3/5*), 300 Blu-Ray (it looked/sounded amazing), and our impressions of the San Diego Comic-Con Iron Man debut trailer (we want to see it). Also, the big-daddy game Grand Theft Auto IV has been delayed 6 months from Oct 16 -> March 2008.

Pig, Out...

-B

 

 

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Thu, 2 Aug 2007 08:00:00 -0500The Bukkake Club, Movie Title Mash-up, and 38,000 text messages...

Tonight we debuted the weekly show sponsor for the P.I.C.S. It was the Bukkake Club. Since 1932: The Bukkake Club. Bringing you fountains of fun and rivers of DNA for an assortment of uses and decorative add-ons... The Bukkake Club: Here's Lunch!. On the corner of 3rd and 5th in every major city.

Now, here were tonights headlines!

Odd News: Lottery player wins twice by mistake; Man cuts off hand for Hindu goddess offering; Vets put down 7 legged lamb; Mother takes 61 year old sons allowance away for staying out too late; Woman kept dead husband in bed for a year; NASA shaken by sabotage and drunken flying; Bus driver fired for 38,000 text messages; Soliciting sex draws 'fowl' sentence for 3 men; Oscar the cat predicts patients' death; Accused grave robber dodge sex charges; and Odor leads to illegal dung depot.

Sports Dungeon: The complete list of 50 NFL Hall of Famers, Mara: Giants won't renegotiate new contract for Strahan; Congress gets chance to interview ex-White House officials about Tillman death; Bill Walsh dies at 75 - led 49ers to three Super Bowl titles; Bonds hits homer 756; Seattle Supersonics schedule; Holyfield replaces Chagaev as Ibragimov's opponent; Mayweather ditches retirement, agrees to fight Hatton Dec. 8; Nascar still sucks; and ESPN2 to televise Galaxy's Soccer game Sunday.

Miah had an Opposite Sex Quiz, but due to time constraints we cut it out... and went right into a new game for Miah to ad-lib too.

I gave Miah a bullshit movie title mash up and he had to create a synopsis for the titles. Highlights included Dr. Strange-Love Actually; Empire Strikes Back-draft; and Taxi Driving Miss Daisy! It was a hoot, and we'll be revisiting it in the coming weeks.

Our serious topic was pretty heavy. We reported about an admitted pedophile who made a website telling people how to covet little boys and girls... and get away from it. It amazed us that this is allowed to go on without any involvement. Miah, as usual, is protecting his rights since it could impact all ours... and I, as usual, thought he should burn at the stake. [link 1] [link 2]

I then looked up and found 45 offenders mostly level 2 and up, in the same zip code as where we broadcast. Miah then pulled up a dirty bastard behind his nieces house, and proceeded to get angry...

Next up was 'This Month in History' which had the death of Elvis, and other interesting facts.

Tech News: A chip implanted in a mans' brain brought him out of a coma, and records are being digitally scanned and archived in the Library of Congress.

Entertainment: Reviews for Hot Fuzz DVD (4/5*), Zodiac DVD (4/5*), Host DVD (2/5*), 1408 (3/5*), 300 Blu-Ray (it looked/sounded amazing), and our impressions of the San Diego Comic-Con Iron Man debut trailer (we want to see it). Also, the big-daddy game Grand Theft Auto IV has been delayed 6 months from Oct 16 -> March 2008.

Pig, Out...

-B

Without further ado, here were our headlines.

Odd News: Man calls 911 to save himself from police; Couple to lose over over $1.63 tax bill; Russian planes called back after drunken brawl; Indiana waitress gets $10k tip, Australian man arrested after Tank rampage, Attempted robbery ends in group hug, 500lb man rescued from river; Misunderstood hand sign triggers brawl; Larvae takes up residence in man's head; Woman accidentally sells mothers wedding ring in a garage sale; Police excuse man for throwing his PC out of a window; Schoolgirl looses 'virginity ring' battle with school; and Rugby player finds opponents tooth buried in his skull.

Sports Dungeon: Bonds hits homer 753; Wright is out to beat them all in boxing - up next is Hopkins; Pavlik to face Taylor for his middleweight title on Sept. 29; Bennett lobbying for new Seattle arena, but relocation would target Oklahoma; Vick reportedly contrite - sources say NFL to let him play for now; Minnesota coach Brewster dismisses four from football team; Notre Dame games planned for Orlando in 2011, 2014; NCAA: Oklahoma must vacate 2005 season - Sooners to appeal; Pacman not expected to attend Monday arraignment; Thumb injury forces Serena out of Bank of the West Tennis Classic; and Lance Armstrong to host two cancer discussions with candidates.

His odd finale this week was a list of the 20 worst movie titles in history including such shit as '15 "BREAKIN' 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO" 1984', '11 "RAT PFINK A BOO BOO" 1966', and '1 "THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES" 1963'. Ahh such greatness....

We chatted about Border Agents that were given 10-15 years prison for shooting a fleeing illegal immigrant with 100lbs of Marijuana. I don't see the problem, and Miah and I were both disgusted that we can't have people protecting our borders without shit like this happening.

Our Inaugural version of 'Miah Doesn't Get It!' featured a rant about people to stop complaining about gas prices. The difference, he boiled down, was one less Mocha per week and you can now afford the gas. I agreed on some levels, but still thought it was crap we don't have options to avoid.

Next up we talked the Global Warming topic that has been getting a large amount of media attention lately. We both came up with 5 things that we thought should be done to impact the issue.

Miah's 5:
1)Why is this a political issue at all? Just accept it so we can move on to working with it.
2) Evaluate what will we do and what are the consequences?
3) Change the legislation to force zero emission vehicles, etc.
4) Change the next generations attitude about nature and our impact.
5) Drink Scotch, Listen to the Beatles, and view TheHun.net because the world is fixed!

B's 5:
1) Government should rebate manufacturer's who create full electric vehicles.
2) Go Nuclear!
3) Mandate MPG minimums until full electric is hit.
4) Convince 3rd World to stop destroying rainforests through sanctions or aid.
5) Expand the polar caps with large mirrors to reflect the sunlight and cool the world down.

Entertainment: Megan and I chatted about our Brian Regan concert experience in Redmond last week. It was amazingly funny, and we were both glad we went and had a blast.

I reviewed the Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix (4/5*) and talked about the new book that everyone is worried about since it is the series finale.

I also reviewed Transformers (2.5/5*). Now this is where the show went weird. Miah the week prior watch the movie and gave it 1/5*. He -hated- the movie. Other than some of the comedic moments he was quite angry about it. So when I came in and disagreed with him it got ugly. You see he was really basing the fact that the plot was thin... in an action movie about Large Transforming Robots. I say gimme a break, what kinda plot do you expect? It's just entertainment. After using some of the great action movies of all time as examples of how plot is not important (Rambo, Die Hard, Predator, Alien) the discussion dissolved into a name calling and yelling match.

On that note we drew curtain. The first time we went nuts at each other. It was fun, yet disturbing.

Pig, Out...

-B

 

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Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:00:00 -0500Global Warming, 20 Worst Movie Titles, and us arguing over Transformers: The Movie...

Without further ado, here were our headlines.

Odd News: Man calls 911 to save himself from police; Couple to lose over over $1.63 tax bill; Russian planes called back after drunken brawl; Indiana waitress gets $10k tip, Australian man arrested after Tank rampage, Attempted robbery ends in group hug, 500lb man rescued from river; Misunderstood hand sign triggers brawl; Larvae takes up residence in man's head; Woman accidentally sells mothers wedding ring in a garage sale; Police excuse man for throwing his PC out of a window; Schoolgirl looses 'virginity ring' battle with school; and Rugby player finds opponents tooth buried in his skull.

Sports Dungeon: Bonds hits homer 753; Wright is out to beat them all in boxing - up next is Hopkins; Pavlik to face Taylor for his middleweight title on Sept. 29; Bennett lobbying for new Seattle arena, but relocation would target Oklahoma; Vick reportedly contrite - sources say NFL to let him play for now; Minnesota coach Brewster dismisses four from football team; Notre Dame games planned for Orlando in 2011, 2014; NCAA: Oklahoma must vacate 2005 season - Sooners to appeal; Pacman not expected to attend Monday arraignment; Thumb injury forces Serena out of Bank of the West Tennis Classic; and Lance Armstrong to host two cancer discussions with candidates.

His odd finale this week was a list of the 20 worst movie titles in history including such shit as '15 "BREAKIN' 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO" 1984', '11 "RAT PFINK A BOO BOO" 1966', and '1 "THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES" 1963'. Ahh such greatness....

We chatted about Border Agents that were given 10-15 years prison for shooting a fleeing illegal immigrant with 100lbs of Marijuana. I don't see the problem, and Miah and I were both disgusted that we can't have people protecting our borders without shit like this happening.

Our Inaugural version of 'Miah Doesn't Get It!' featured a rant about people to stop complaining about gas prices. The difference, he boiled down, was one less Mocha per week and you can now afford the gas. I agreed on some levels, but still thought it was crap we don't have options to avoid.

Next up we talked the Global Warming topic that has been getting a large amount of media attention lately. We both came up with 5 things that we thought should be done to impact the issue.

Miah's 5:
1)Why is this a political issue at all? Just accept it so we can move on to working with it.
2) Evaluate what will we do and what are the consequences?
3) Change the legislation to force zero emission vehicles, etc.
4) Change the next generations attitude about nature and our impact.
5) Drink Scotch, Listen to the Beatles, and view TheHun.net because the world is fixed!

B's 5:
1) Government should rebate manufacturer's who create full electric vehicles.
2) Go Nuclear!
3) Mandate MPG minimums until full electric is hit.
4) Convince 3rd World to stop destroying rainforests through sanctions or aid.
5) Expand the polar caps with large mirrors to reflect the sunlight and cool the world down.

Entertainment: Megan and I chatted about our Brian Regan concert experience in Redmond last week. It was amazingly funny, and we were both glad we went and had a blast.

I reviewed the Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix (4/5*) and talked about the new book that everyone is worried about since it is the series finale.

I also reviewed Transformers (2.5/5*). Now this is where the show went weird. Miah the week prior watch the movie and gave it 1/5*. He -hated- the movie. Other than some of the comedic moments he was quite angry about it. So when I came in and disagreed with him it got ug]]>02:09:22Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 4 Minutes 47 Seconds

Still catching up! But now we have the famous drawings that go into every show now at the top of the blog. So Next Gen! ...

News: Thousands of golf balls stolen in Kansas, More people wanting to be a condom tester, 11 year old charged with drunk driving, Women demand female Pamplona bull run... with cows, German man's smelly feet trigger raid, Boy with last name 'Hell' banned from a Christian school, Bride attacks groom with stiletto shoe, A missing staple allows a murderer in Australia go free, and a Juror faces fine for listening to an mp3 player under his Muslim hijab.

Updates: Man who wanted to tell joke before execution dies without actually telling one. What an idiot I say...

Sports Dungeon: MVP Ichiro hits All-Star Game's first inside-the-park homer; Pujols says relationship intact with La Russa; A-Rod won't negotiate with Yankees before season ends; Padres' Wells gets seven-game suspension for outburst at umpire; Offseason Notebook: Rashard Lewis signing impact; Howard signs contract extension with Magic; In boxing Klitschko broke left middle finger in victory over Brewster; Taylor to leave 160 behind for super middleweight; Urlacher still locked in legal battle over parental visits.

The SD weird item of the week was a creepy poem that was an Ode to a Canvas Coat. Odd indeed...

We had a fresh Pig Most Likely that we went through, and Meg and I talked about our experience at The Keg restaurant. Bottom Line? Great food, and the people next to us were idiots. :)

We had long-time listener Luke call in and take a Transformers Quiz. He didn't do that good, hehe. But then again it was hard as hell!

And with not much Entertainment news, we talked heavily about the E3 game convention in Santa Monica. Lots of great news coming out of the game industry, and more games that I can't afford to buy.

Till next week tribe!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:00:00 -0500Ode to a Canvas Coat, The Keg, and the 11 yr old drunk driver...

Still catching up! But now we have the famous drawings that go into every show now at the top of the blog. So Next Gen! ...

News: Thousands of golf balls stolen in Kansas, More people wanting to be a condom tester, 11 year old charged with drunk driving, Women demand female Pamplona bull run... with cows, German man's smelly feet trigger raid, Boy with last name 'Hell' banned from a Christian school, Bride attacks groom with stiletto shoe, A missing staple allows a murderer in Australia go free, and a Juror faces fine for listening to an mp3 player under his Muslim hijab.

Updates: Man who wanted to tell joke before execution dies without actually telling one. What an idiot I say...

Sports Dungeon: MVP Ichiro hits All-Star Game's first inside-the-park homer; Pujols says relationship intact with La Russa; A-Rod won't negotiate with Yankees before season ends; Padres' Wells gets seven-game suspension for outburst at umpire; Offseason Notebook: Rashard Lewis signing impact; Howard signs contract extension with Magic; In boxing Klitschko broke left middle finger in victory over Brewster; Taylor to leave 160 behind for super middleweight; Urlacher still locked in legal battle over parental visits.

The SD weird item of the week was a creepy poem that was an Ode to a Canvas Coat. Odd indeed...

We had a fresh Pig Most Likely that we went through, and Meg and I talked about our experience at The Keg restaurant. Bottom Line? Great food, and the people next to us were idiots. :)

We had long-time listener Luke call in and take a Transformers Quiz. He didn't do that good, hehe. But then again it was hard as hell!

And with not much Entertainment news, we talked heavily about the E3 game convention in Santa Monica. Lots of great news coming out of the game industry, and more games that I can't afford to buy.

Till next week tribe!

Pig, Out...

-B

]]>02:04:47Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 18 Minutes 57 Seconds

This show was a particular highlight since our first ever musical guest was on the show. We had Seattle's own She Knows! But before they came in it was business as usual. So here goes:

News: Emergency Broadcast System goes off in Chicago telling everyone there has been nuclear warfare, India is looking for Mr. Condom, Man punches a Drive-Thu clerk, Canadians fail their own citizenship test, Rotten oranges in a bag are found to not be human feces, and a man beats up a peacock because he thinks its a vampire.

Sports Dungeon: Carlesimo inherits young, talented, overhauled Sonics; Hill to sign with Phoenix after agreeing to two-year deal; Holyfield's hard lefts hammer Savarese in 10-round unanimous decision; MMA or boxing? The Mag's Struby and Hockensmith swing away; Klitschko, Brewster look forward to a clean rematch; New deal could put BALCO leaker in prison up to 33 months; Bears' Johnson wont face DUI Charges, Bonds sneaks in as third starting OF, to play in S.F.; and Wrestler Chris Benoit Dies.

We chatted a little about Scooter Libby and his ability to get a pardon for his lying under oath and giving away the identity of an undercover operative. As usual, Miah and I disagree on what should be done with the guy.

We then introduce a new segment called the Huxtable 13Q Logic Translator that takes song lyrics, analyzes them, and then spits out what is actually being said in layman's terms. We took Dr. Dre and Ice Cube's seminal rap track 'Natural Born Killaz' and puts it through the 13Q. Man where there some great moments in it. We do feel it was a bit long, but with likes translated into 'Cardiovascular Engine' from the word 'Heart' there is some healthy laughs abound.

After the 13Q we then had She Knows in studio! The entire gang came. Avalon (vox/guitar), Andrea (guitar), Tate (drums), and Hodgy (bass) all crammed into our little studio and we went at it. They talked about what the members have all been up to and also what is just on the horizon. We also learned that Hodgy is a crazy dude and can hang tough with the best of joking, so that was nice to have around. SK plugged their show on the July 27th @ The Central Saloon, and we were even given two new world premier music track off the forthcoming (unnamed) album! One was Adrenaline, and the other was Stop. Both were rocking songs worthy or all your attention and adoration.

Having them in the studio was a great exposure for all involved, and they are a amazing group of people. We took them all out for some beer after the show and they could not be a better group of people to hang out with.

We wrapped up the show with some Entertainment and that was that.

All and all I was happy with the interview, but it was obvious that we have some learning to do when it comes to live interviews but thats all fun when the people are so cool.

So thanks to the folks from She Knows for hanging with us and we hope to have them in the studio again soon!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 5 Jul 2007 08:00:00 -0500She Knows in studio, Huxtable 13Q Logic Translator, and the search for Mr. Condom...This show was a particular highlight since our first ever musical guest was on the show. We had Seattle's own She Knows! But before they came in it was business as usual. So here goes:

News: Emergency Broadcast System goes off in Chicago telling everyone there has been nuclear warfare, India is looking for Mr. Condom, Man punches a Drive-Thu clerk, Canadians fail their own citizenship test, Rotten oranges in a bag are found to not be human feces, and a man beats up a peacock because he thinks its a vampire.

Sports Dungeon: Carlesimo inherits young, talented, overhauled Sonics; Hill to sign with Phoenix after agreeing to two-year deal; Holyfield's hard lefts hammer Savarese in 10-round unanimous decision; MMA or boxing? The Mag's Struby and Hockensmith swing away; Klitschko, Brewster look forward to a clean rematch; New deal could put BALCO leaker in prison up to 33 months; Bears' Johnson wont face DUI Charges, Bonds sneaks in as third starting OF, to play in S.F.; and Wrestler Chris Benoit Dies.

We chatted a little about Scooter Libby and his ability to get a pardon for his lying under oath and giving away the identity of an undercover operative. As usual, Miah and I disagree on what should be done with the guy.

We then introduce a new segment called the Huxtable 13Q Logic Translator that takes song lyrics, analyzes them, and then spits out what is actually being said in layman's terms. We took Dr. Dre and Ice Cube's seminal rap track 'Natural Born Killaz' and puts it through the 13Q. Man where there some great moments in it. We do feel it was a bit long, but with likes translated into 'Cardiovascular Engine' from the word 'Heart' there is some healthy laughs abound.

After the 13Q we then had She Knows in studio! The entire gang came. Avalon (vox/guitar), Andrea (guitar), Tate (drums), and Hodgy (bass) all crammed into our little studio and we went at it. They talked about what the members have all been up to and also what is just on the horizon. We also learned that Hodgy is a crazy dude and can hang tough with the best of joking, so that was nice to have around. SK plugged their show on the July 27th @ The Central Saloon, and we were even given two new world premier music track off the forthcoming (unnamed) album! One was Adrenaline, and the other was Stop. Both were rocking songs worthy or all your attention and adoration.

Having them in the studio was a great exposure for all involved, and they are a amazing group of people. We took them all out for some beer after the show and they could not be a better group of people to hang out with.

We wrapped up the show with some Entertainment and that was that.

All and all I was happy with the interview, but it was obvious that we have some learning to do when it comes to live interviews but thats all fun when the people are so cool.

So thanks to the folks from She Knows for hanging with us and we hope to have them in the studio again soon!

Pig, Out...

-B

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With the shit amount of work I have to do, I am going to get caught up here with the show recaps in quick order. I apologize for the delay, but I have been working at my 9-5 (or 9-midnight depending) way more than I should... and it has interfered something fierce.

So without further ado!

News: Guinea Pigs are now a tasty treat!, a stolen car shows up 31 years later, the gift of a Vasectomy is not recoverable by law, Pope thinks Ferrari's are un-godly, Texan on death row wants to die laughing, Wal-mart sells a man a Plasma TV for $4.88, and a man wakes up with a headache to discover he has been shot in the head. Update: Judge who sued a couple for $27 mill over his dry cleaned pants lost the lawsuit.

Sports: NBA Draft info, Mayweather jr want to fight again, The Hot Dig King Kobayashi needs a doctor for jaw pain, and Miah's weird close to sports continued with a Legend of Zelda quiz... that I completely failed.

We debated the right/wrong of a website called CopWatchLA.com and discussed any possible fallout of starting a trend like that. Miah then in a moment of inspiration took my cell phone and prank called the hotline. Still no word back though... kinda dissapointing.

A computer simulation of the 9/11 attacks clearly explains what brought down the twin towers (as if anyone with half a brain couldn't tell) ... and it wasn't a Cloaked Helicopter. Tis a shame...

The CIA declassified tons of documents about domestic spying, secret prisons, and all sorts of juicy material taking place in the 70's. No comment of whether they were responsible for Disco or not.

Miah took a Star Trek II quiz... and completely owned it. I was impressed... anyone who knows Miah real well was not.

Entertainment saw us touching upon the newly revised AFI Top 100 movies list, and we recapped the current weeks releases.

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:00:00 -0500CopWatch LA Prank Call, 9/11 simulation, and Kahn!With the shit amount of work I have to do, I am going to get caught up here with the show recaps in quick order. I apologize for the delay, but I have been working at my 9-5 (or 9-midnight depending) way more than I should... and it has interfered something fierce.

So without further ado!

News: Guinea Pigs are now a tasty treat!, a stolen car shows up 31 years later, the gift of a Vasectomy is not recoverable by law, Pope thinks Ferrari's are un-godly, Texan on death row wants to die laughing, Wal-mart sells a man a Plasma TV for $4.88, and a man wakes up with a headache to discover he has been shot in the head. Update: Judge who sued a couple for $27 mill over his dry cleaned pants lost the lawsuit.

Sports: NBA Draft info, Mayweather jr want to fight again, The Hot Dig King Kobayashi needs a doctor for jaw pain, and Miah's weird close to sports continued with a Legend of Zelda quiz... that I completely failed.

We debated the right/wrong of a website called CopWatchLA.com and discussed any possible fallout of starting a trend like that. Miah then in a moment of inspiration took my cell phone and prank called the hotline. Still no word back though... kinda dissapointing.

A computer simulation of the 9/11 attacks clearly explains what brought down the twin towers (as if anyone with half a brain couldn't tell) ... and it wasn't a Cloaked Helicopter. Tis a shame...

The CIA declassified tons of documents about domestic spying, secret prisons, and all sorts of juicy material taking place in the 70's. No comment of whether they were responsible for Disco or not.

Miah took a Star Trek II quiz... and completely owned it. I was impressed... anyone who knows Miah real well was not.

Entertainment saw us touching upon the newly revised AFI Top 100 movies list, and we recapped the current weeks releases.

Pig, Out...

-B

]]>02:11:26Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 3 Minutes 44 Seconds

Welcome back Tribe, here's your Show 24 Re-Cap! We had to take a week off, and there was plenty to cover this week. So, without further ado. We kicked off our first show in 2 weeks with extreme technical difficulties that made us start 18 minutes late. So that was lame... but otherwise it was a great time back.

News brought us some crazy shit. Here's a list of our headlines: Paris Hilton's family contributed to the election campaign of the sheriff who allowed her to leave after only 3 days, A 19th century weapon was found in a whale, Teen defends his PS3 w/a sword, An 84 year old found driving w/o a license for over 67 years, 15 year old Indian performed a cesarean section, Life size Homer Simpson statue found after theft, Alaskan man jailed for selling seal dicks for $100, An entire lake in Chile just disappeared, Thieves getaway foiled by the fact their stolen car had a stick shift, New Zealand couple want to name their baby '4real' ... for real, Chinese blind man fined for building a bridge that collapsed *gasp*, Man turns down applicant because of his 'Racist Dog', Herman Munsters' identity stolen and sold w/his MC number, Wii-itus diagnosed in the New England Journal of Medicine, and a 50 year old car exhumed for Tulsa centennial. ... *Whew!*

After Break 1 we had Sports Dungeon on tap. SD's headlines saw: Spurs beat Cavs in NBA finals, Kevin Garnett may be traded to the Celts... or not, Supersonics fire two executives, Sosa becomes the 5th player to hit 600 runs, and Pacman faces felony charges in a shooting... and no its not the video game character.

Miah, trying to toss me under the bridge, had two quizzes for me. And I had to do them in under a minute... ya right. So the first one was a US History quiz, and I completely bombed with 2/10. Next up was an Indiana Jones quiz... which I thought I could win. But I was wrong... and ended up with a 3/10 on that as well. Everyone should send a msg to Miah telling him he is an asshole. :)

After our second break the highlight of the show was upon us. We talked in depth (but not too much since we signed a contract) about our stint as featured extras in the movie Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle [IMDB] [.com]. Miah's part was a cookie taster, and he had a crazy experience with cast members that were high as kites, and I was a truck driver instructor that had to deal with air humping Mexicans. Listen to the podcast (starting July 1) to hear the whole breakdown.

After the third break we had a Pigs' Exclusive new clip from Toni Tang's new hit single. Merely entitled 'Toni Tang Returns' we aired live his phat beats, and sick rhymes about his penis size and my being a bad driver. It is a great song, and we will share more clips as we get them.

Entertainment took us to the end of the show, and we chatted about Bob Barkers retirement with the possibility of Rosie getting the job. We also visited the Top 100 Quotes by the AFI. Originally I was gonna quiz Miah about it, but Hey Zeus from the Wednesday night 'Bitchin to a Goat' show called in randomly so I put him through the paces. Plus Miah backed him up. Zeus got 5/10 without help, so pretty solid considering his lack of movie trivia. Miah mopped up the rest with ease, and even contested one with Dirty Harry... too bad he's wrong.

Miah reviewed Ocean's 13 and gave it a 3/5, and we then wrapped up the show with the upcoming movie releases. 1408 w/John Cusack was at 88%, A Mighty Heart w/Angelina Jolie was at 77% (highest Jolie film rating ever), Evan Almighty was 21%, and Black Sheep was at 83%.

Also of note was upcoming releases past next week had Sicko at 88%, and Pixar's Ratatouille at 100%.

So there you have it Tribe. If you missed this weeks' show make sure and tune in next Thursday at 8pm to LocalGoat.com and hear us live.

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:00:00 -0500Miah and Bryan are movie stars, and Toni Tang's new single!Welcome back Tribe, here's your Show 24 Re-Cap! We had to take a week off, and there was plenty to cover this week. So, without further ado. We kicked off our first show in 2 weeks with extreme technical difficulties that made us start 18 minutes late. So that was lame... but otherwise it was a great time back.

News brought us some crazy shit. Here's a list of our headlines: Paris Hilton's family contributed to the election campaign of the sheriff who allowed her to leave after only 3 days, A 19th century weapon was found in a whale, Teen defends his PS3 w/a sword, An 84 year old found driving w/o a license for over 67 years, 15 year old Indian performed a cesarean section, Life size Homer Simpson statue found after theft, Alaskan man jailed for selling seal dicks for $100, An entire lake in Chile just disappeared, Thieves getaway foiled by the fact their stolen car had a stick shift, New Zealand couple want to name their baby '4real' ... for real, Chinese blind man fined for building a bridge that collapsed *gasp*, Man turns down applicant because of his 'Racist Dog', Herman Munsters' identity stolen and sold w/his MC number, Wii-itus diagnosed in the New England Journal of Medicine, and a 50 year old car exhumed for Tulsa centennial. ... *Whew!*

After Break 1 we had Sports Dungeon on tap. SD's headlines saw: Spurs beat Cavs in NBA finals, Kevin Garnett may be traded to the Celts... or not, Supersonics fire two executives, Sosa becomes the 5th player to hit 600 runs, and Pacman faces felony charges in a shooting... and no its not the video game character.

Miah, trying to toss me under the bridge, had two quizzes for me. And I had to do them in under a minute... ya right. So the first one was a US History quiz, and I completely bombed with 2/10. Next up was an Indiana Jones quiz... which I thought I could win. But I was wrong... and ended up with a 3/10 on that as well. Everyone should send a msg to Miah telling him he is an asshole. :)

After our second break the highlight of the show was upon us. We talked in depth (but not too much since we signed a contract) about our stint as featured extras in the movie Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle [IMDB] [.com]. Miah's part was a cookie taster, and he had a crazy experience with cast members that were high as kites, and I was a truck driver instructor that had to deal with air humping Mexicans. Listen to the podcast (starting July 1) to hear the whole breakdown.

After the third break we had a Pigs' Exclusive new clip from Toni Tang's new hit single. Merely entitled 'Toni Tang Returns' we aired live his phat beats, and sick rhymes about his penis size and my being a bad driver. It is a great song, and we will share more clips as we get them.

Entertainment took us to the end of the show, and we chatted about Bob Barkers retirement with the possibility of Rosie getting the job. We also visited the Top 100 Quotes by the AFI. Originally I was gonna quiz Miah about it, but Hey Zeus from the Wednesday night 'Bitchin to a Goat' show called in randomly so I put him through the paces. Plus Miah backed him up. Zeus got 5/10 without help, so pretty solid considering his lack of movie trivia. Miah mopped up the rest with ease, and even contested one with Dirty Harry... too bad he's wrong.

Miah reviewed Ocean's 13 and gave it a 3/5, and we then wrapped up the show with the upcoming movie releases. 1408 w/John Cusack was at 88%, A Mighty Heart w/Angelina Jolie was at 77% (highest Jolie film rating ever), Evan Almighty was 21%, and Black Sheep was at 83%.

Also of note was upcoming releases past next week had Sicko at 88%, and Pixar's Ratatouille at 100%.

So there you have it Tribe. If you missed this weeks' show make sure and tune in next Thursday at 8pm to LocalGoat.com and hear us live.

Pig, Out...

-B

]]>02:03:44Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 6 Minutes 31 Seconds

Hello again Tribe! Here's the recap for Show 23:

As always we started out with some weird news, and here's the list. A child found a rough 2.93 carat diamond laying along a path, Pizza guy gets attacked with a machete for slow service, a man amputates his own leg with a pocketknife after having a tree fall on him, a man sues company for 8 hour long erection, a lady found living in her house with over 120 rats, a man was found to be drunk and his DUI hearing, and a record setting divorce for $176 million payout.

Following news and our first break was the Sports Dungeon. The Anaheim Ducks won their first Stanley Cup, Arizona record 8th NCAA softball title, another NBA update without any update :), Dolphins give Culpepper the clue they want to replace him, Ibragimov beats Briggs to win heavyweight boxing title, and the White Sox manager says that a steroids probe unfairly targets Latinos.

Miah's weird ending to the SD brought us a quiz. I had to take a 'Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Moderate' quiz. It had questions ranging from death penalty to abortion, and all things in between. I was rated a Moderate... which I think is pretty accurate. I am more about the candidate than the party, and apparently thats the definition of a moderate... so there you go.

Next up was Doritos chip taste off. They have a 'mystery' flavor called X13-D and the idea is to name the flavor of the chips. Through heavy deliberation Miah, The Shrew, and myself came to the conclusion it was 'Hamburger'. Of course before that revelation we thought it tasted like a Mexican, and the like. :) We should have a final Pigs name for y'all next show.

After the second break, we revisited the Tribe favorite Conspiracy Theories. I found a list of the Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories, and while there were some old staples (9/11, no moon landing, Area 51, etc) but the pure gold was some of the really odd ones. Like that the British Royal Family was actually a race of lizard-like creatures, Nazi's had a moon-base, and KFC makes black men impotent.

One that didn't make the list, but we wanted to give ample time to was the JFK assassination. What made this an interesting segment was that Miah and I actually disagreed that it was an inside job. The thinks there is/was a cover-up and I do not. So we both watched the famous Zapruder film of the head-shot (man is that some pretty violent imagery) to re-up ourselves on what it all looked like. Miah thinks there were multiple shooters (by the fact there were like 16 bullet-wounds in JFK (but Oswald only shot 3 times by the report. My response was 'Why were two people such a good shots, but everyone else was so bad that they all missed anything vital? Also was the fact the fatal head shot snapped his head backwards, despite the report stating that it came from behind him where Oswald was standing. I had to response to that. :) In the end we agreed to disagree.

After the final break we capped the show off with some entertainment and tech news.

During entertainment we talked about Paris Hilton getting released from jail after only 3 days... and The Shrew asked 'Who does she have to kill to be put in Jail?' I say its a fair question, and in a late show update she had been ordered to see the sentencing judge for re-assignment. The FCC was over-ruled that it cannot enforce accidents when it comes to language on the air, and the like. As an example they could not fine for the Janet Jackson nipple since it was an 'accident' on live TV. A Pigs favorite (Battlestar Galactica) is going to end next season, and the famous Beatles Album Sgt Peppers Lonley Hearts Club Band turns 40 years old.

Miah and I wrap up entertainment with a Pirates 3 movie review. While we both agree that it was a bit bloated, but the effects were the most amazing thing ever... we both arrived to a score of 3/5. So over-all good.

Lastly was tech, and it had the release of the iPhone on June 20th, Heat has been harnessed to make electricity, and SafeCo insurance now offers a program to put GPS in a car and it will email the main driver about speeding, not being at a designated location, and the like ... automatically. Scary if you ask me, especially if you are a teenager or a cheating spouse.

So there you have it, another Pigs show recap. Join us live next Thursday at 8pm.

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 7 Jun 2007 08:00:00 -0500Doritos Chip Taste-off and Conspiracy Theories...Hello again Tribe! Here's the recap for Show 23:

As always we started out with some weird news, and here's the list. A child found a rough 2.93 carat diamond laying along a path, Pizza guy gets attacked with a machete for slow service, a man amputates his own leg with a pocketknife after having a tree fall on him, a man sues company for 8 hour long erection, a lady found living in her house with over 120 rats, a man was found to be drunk and his DUI hearing, and a record setting divorce for $176 million payout.

Following news and our first break was the Sports Dungeon. The Anaheim Ducks won their first Stanley Cup, Arizona record 8th NCAA softball title, another NBA update without any update :), Dolphins give Culpepper the clue they want to replace him, Ibragimov beats Briggs to win heavyweight boxing title, and the White Sox manager says that a steroids probe unfairly targets Latinos.

Miah's weird ending to the SD brought us a quiz. I had to take a 'Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Moderate' quiz. It had questions ranging from death penalty to abortion, and all things in between. I was rated a Moderate... which I think is pretty accurate. I am more about the candidate than the party, and apparently thats the definition of a moderate... so there you go.

Next up was Doritos chip taste off. They have a 'mystery' flavor called X13-D and the idea is to name the flavor of the chips. Through heavy deliberation Miah, The Shrew, and myself came to the conclusion it was 'Hamburger'. Of course before that revelation we thought it tasted like a Mexican, and the like. :) We should have a final Pigs name for y'all next show.

After the second break, we revisited the Tribe favorite Conspiracy Theories. I found a list of the Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories, and while there were some old staples (9/11, no moon landing, Area 51, etc) but the pure gold was some of the really odd ones. Like that the British Royal Family was actually a race of lizard-like creatures, Nazi's had a moon-base, and KFC makes black men impotent.

One that didn't make the list, but we wanted to give ample time to was the JFK assassination. What made this an interesting segment was that Miah and I actually disagreed that it was an inside job. The thinks there is/was a cover-up and I do not. So we both watched the famous Zapruder film of the head-shot (man is that some pretty violent imagery) to re-up ourselves on what it all looked like. Miah thinks there were multiple shooters (by the fact there were like 16 bullet-wounds in JFK (but Oswald only shot 3 times by the report. My response was 'Why were two people such a good shots, but everyone else was so bad that they all missed anything vital? Also was the fact the fatal head shot snapped his head backwards, despite the report stating that it came from behind him where Oswald was standing. I had to response to that. :) In the end we agreed to disagree.

After the final break we capped the show off with some entertainment and tech news.

During entertainment we talked about Paris Hilton getting released from jail after only 3 days... and The Shrew asked 'Who does she have to kill to be put in Jail?' I say its a fair question, and in a late show update she had been ordered to see the sentencing judge for re-assignment. The FCC was over-ruled that it cannot enforce accidents when it comes to language on the air, and the like. As an example they could not fine for the Janet Jackson nipple since it was an 'accident' on live TV. A Pigs favorite (Battlestar Galactica) is going to end next season, and the famous Beatles Album Sgt Peppers Lonley Hearts Club Band turns 40 years old.

Miah and I wrap up entertainment with a Pirates 3 movie review. While we both agree that it was a bit bloated, but the effects were the most amazing thing ever... we both arrived to a score of 3/5. So over-all good.

Lastly was tech, and it had the rel]]>02:06:31Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 25 Minutes 9 Seconds

Welcome back Tribe! Again... with the late blog re-caps. You can email or call in to the show with your hate mail and let me know how you feel about my slacking. That and I can ignore them... :) This week saw another special guest, our very own J-Anus from Movies No One Should See. He sat with us in studio and we all had some great laughs. Now onto the show!

Weird News had some doozies this week. There was a porn star who gave a trooper a BJ to avoid a ticket, a church organist got canned for selling dildos on the side, a boy killed an 1100lb (not a typo) hog with a pistol, Staples employees got attacked by a gang because of their red polo tees, the air in Rome has traces of cocaine in it, a Chinese cat has grown wing shaped tumors, and an Indian lawyer was tied to a tree and beaten for refusing an arranged marriage.

After our break, Sport Dungeon featured the following: Another NBA playoff update that never materialized, Kobe Bryant wants a trade, Sonics look like they are going to Oklahoma, Mark Cuban wants to create an alternate to the NFL... and we all know how XFL did, Michael Vick dog fighting ring now going federal, Mike Tyson wants to be in corner of a fighter rather than in a ring, and I had to take a quiz at the end.

We all know how Miah likes random facts, or some other crazy 'un-related to sports' type info he can get his hands on for the end of SD. Well he had J-Anus take a 'How Catholic Are You' test to see what % he actually is. And well... he was not a very good Catholic according to the quiz, since he was only in the 40s.

A particularly funny segment was new for us. It's called Black or Not? Miah always asserts that he can tell the ethnicity (particularly African Americans) just by voice. So I put him to the test. I compiled an assortment of sound bites of either white/black people and he had to say what ethnicity they were. Some were obvious (I do need to ease him in) and others were completely ridiculous. He did okay, with 5/12 right.

We took a quick break and came back with the Top 10 Worst Names. Particular favorites were Amanda Buttram, and Hairy Ball. They are all real listed names in the phone book, and were good for some great laughs.

Switching gears brought us to the meat of the show. We featured an entire segment on the 9/11 conspiracy theories. While we didn't deep dive (that could take hours to do) we skimmed over some of the bigger ones (Towers brought down by explosives) to the more ridiculous ones as well (Towers brought down by cloaked helicopter) and most things in between. It was a really compelling segment, and the Tribe was pretty interactive as well... so that is much appreciated. In fact, we were sent a DVD he wanted us to watch about 9/11, and we should have a review shortly.

Another break, and we came back with some lighter fare. In the vein of Top 10 Worst Names, was the Top 10 Worst Domain Names. Highlights included Therapist Finder (TheRapistFinder.com), and Pen Island (PenisLand.com).

We capped the show with entertainment, as usual. The US Mint is upset at the Fantastic Four sequel using quarters as advertising (it is illegal after all), and we Re-Reviewed the movie Alien 3. Why Alien 3 you ask? Well I sat Miah down and had him watch the Directors Cut with all the extra and changed footage, and he feels that it was drastically improved and went so far to give it a 'Soft 4'.

J-Anus wrapped the show up with his TV lineup, and there were so many new shows. Coming from me (who doesn't have cable or anything) it was pretty staggering how much gets thrown on the air every year.

So ya, another great show and another great guest. Special thanks to J-Anus for his time and the laughs... and we will talk to you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 31 May 2007 08:00:00 -0500J-Anus in studio, Black or Not? Quiz, Top 10 worst birth names...Welcome back Tribe! Again... with the late blog re-caps. You can email or call in to the show with your hate mail and let me know how you feel about my slacking. That and I can ignore them... :) This week saw another special guest, our very own J-Anus from Movies No One Should See. He sat with us in studio and we all had some great laughs. Now onto the show!

Weird News had some doozies this week. There was a porn star who gave a trooper a BJ to avoid a ticket, a church organist got canned for selling dildos on the side, a boy killed an 1100lb (not a typo) hog with a pistol, Staples employees got attacked by a gang because of their red polo tees, the air in Rome has traces of cocaine in it, a Chinese cat has grown wing shaped tumors, and an Indian lawyer was tied to a tree and beaten for refusing an arranged marriage.

After our break, Sport Dungeon featured the following: Another NBA playoff update that never materialized, Kobe Bryant wants a trade, Sonics look like they are going to Oklahoma, Mark Cuban wants to create an alternate to the NFL... and we all know how XFL did, Michael Vick dog fighting ring now going federal, Mike Tyson wants to be in corner of a fighter rather than in a ring, and I had to take a quiz at the end.

We all know how Miah likes random facts, or some other crazy 'un-related to sports' type info he can get his hands on for the end of SD. Well he had J-Anus take a 'How Catholic Are You' test to see what % he actually is. And well... he was not a very good Catholic according to the quiz, since he was only in the 40s.

A particularly funny segment was new for us. It's called Black or Not? Miah always asserts that he can tell the ethnicity (particularly African Americans) just by voice. So I put him to the test. I compiled an assortment of sound bites of either white/black people and he had to say what ethnicity they were. Some were obvious (I do need to ease him in) and others were completely ridiculous. He did okay, with 5/12 right.

We took a quick break and came back with the Top 10 Worst Names. Particular favorites were Amanda Buttram, and Hairy Ball. They are all real listed names in the phone book, and were good for some great laughs.

Switching gears brought us to the meat of the show. We featured an entire segment on the 9/11 conspiracy theories. While we didn't deep dive (that could take hours to do) we skimmed over some of the bigger ones (Towers brought down by explosives) to the more ridiculous ones as well (Towers brought down by cloaked helicopter) and most things in between. It was a really compelling segment, and the Tribe was pretty interactive as well... so that is much appreciated. In fact, we were sent a DVD he wanted us to watch about 9/11, and we should have a review shortly.

Another break, and we came back with some lighter fare. In the vein of Top 10 Worst Names, was the Top 10 Worst Domain Names. Highlights included Therapist Finder (TheRapistFinder.com), and Pen Island (PenisLand.com).

We capped the show with entertainment, as usual. The US Mint is upset at the Fantastic Four sequel using quarters as advertising (it is illegal after all), and we Re-Reviewed the movie Alien 3. Why Alien 3 you ask? Well I sat Miah down and had him watch the Directors Cut with all the extra and changed footage, and he feels that it was drastically improved and went so far to give it a 'Soft 4'.

J-Anus wrapped the show up with his TV lineup, and there were so many new shows. Coming from me (who doesn't have cable or anything) it was pretty staggering how much gets thrown on the air every year.

So ya, another great show and another great guest. Special thanks to J-Anus for his time and the laughs... and we will talk to you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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We turned 21, and boy howdy was it a great one. Arguably one of the funniest shows to be apart of, that seems to have translated well into the listening to the show as well. Our big change this time was we had a guest on the show. It was Apostle Jon whom has been listening to us pretty much from the start. So it only made sense that we would have him in to celebrate hit b-day!

As always we start off with news, and here was the weird shit that happened over the last week. First 867-5309 (like from the TuTones song) was being argued over, Scotty's ashes have finally been found in the NM hills, we listed some weird requests for grants like a full sized Enterprise (like from Star Trek), and Orangutan went on a rampage in Taipei and overturned cars, a little German girl called the police because she was made to clean her room, and there is an X-rated car wash going on in Australia... so book your flights now.

Sports Dungeon featured the 'as it happens' NBA scores... without the 'as it happens' since we never update you guys on whats happening, haha. Roy Jones Jr. wants to make a boxing comeback, Foreman claims he may have been drugged prior to 'Rumble in the Jungle', Keyshawn Johnson retires from the NFL and moves on to ESPN, Blazers get the #1 draft pick in the NBA, and UFC bought rival Pride Fighting. Since I never have much to add to the Dungeon other than stereotyping the NBA into thugs, and making punching sound during any mention of boxing... it was refreshing to have Jon in the studio since he is a sports enthusiast. He definitely added something to Miahs' segment since I rarely do... so that was pretty sweet.

During the Dungeon we also had an impromptu call in from a listener named 'Bunny', who sang a great steamy rendition of the Happy Birthday song to Apostle. He claims to not remember who she is, but she sounds hot... and it turned out she was in the same town we broadcast from. So naturally Miah made the moves... and ended up with nothing haha. But ya, that was a particular highlight.

Next up was was the Gay-Test that is one of those once in a lifetime segments. Originally it was worked into the show for Apostle to take it, but being the dumb-head I am I forgot that he was actually the one who had submitted it to us. Apostle admitted he was like 28% gay when he took it last week so we just switched it to Miah taking the test. It contained a handful of questions like porn viewing habits, and the like... and then would resolve the answers into a score. Well Miah, as always, wants to turn it up to 11... and boy did he. His score was 100%!!!! Our very own Jeremiah turns out to be 100% Gay, and to be honest... it's not that surprising. :) It was amazing! And you can believe me when I say that he will never live that down. Neither myself or the Tribe can ever let him forget.

Before the next segment, we had another Happy Birthday song for Jon from Pigs own Gay Larry! It was a stirring gay rendition of the classic song, and Apostle even said if he could top Bunny then he would date Larry. But apparently it did not top the Bunny rendition, so there will be no hot man-on-man action this week. But Gay Larry did break the news that Miah is actually 125% gay, and that got a great laugh out of us.

We then moved on to 'Will It Ever Happen :: 2161060' (being the year) and went over a fun list of tech and whether we will see it or not. Like transporting, flying cars, and the like. We pretty much agreed that most of that sci-fi will never see the light of day.

Next up was my toilet story and how I had to dig through my own Butt-Mud to fish an entire bag of jewelry that I had spilled into the toilet prior to flush. It had to be the most disgusting thing I have ever had to do, and I still feel nasty just thinking about it... but it makes a great story!

We skipped over the 9/11 conspiracy theories since we were running tight on time, but tune in next week for our take on the topic.

In a quest for Miah to see how a Child Birth License would benefit everyone, I rambled off some of the most horrible baby-abuse news that had come up in the last week alone... and some of them were doozies. I didn't even go out looking for them it was just stories I bookmarked as I went along and there ended up being like 5-6 of them in the last week alone. Well, both Apostle and Miah were not having it and we all ended up yelling at each other. It was good fun!

And then we took out the show with some tech and entertainment news (the garage HP started in is now a landmark, and 1 in 10 sites are infected with malware of some type). Ent saw our Pigs review of Spidey 3 (I gave it a 3/5, Miah was a 2.5/5) and the delay of TV Time with J-Anus which we'll have next week.

Well many thanks to the Apotle Jon for joining us in the studio, it was good for a great many laughs.

Until next week Tribe!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 24 May 2007 08:00:00 -0500Apostle Jon in studio, Miah is 100% GAY, and mandatory Parent Registration.We turned 21, and boy howdy was it a great one. Arguably one of the funniest shows to be apart of, that seems to have translated well into the listening to the show as well. Our big change this time was we had a guest on the show. It was Apostle Jon whom has been listening to us pretty much from the start. So it only made sense that we would have him in to celebrate hit b-day!

As always we start off with news, and here was the weird shit that happened over the last week. First 867-5309 (like from the TuTones song) was being argued over, Scotty's ashes have finally been found in the NM hills, we listed some weird requests for grants like a full sized Enterprise (like from Star Trek), and Orangutan went on a rampage in Taipei and overturned cars, a little German girl called the police because she was made to clean her room, and there is an X-rated car wash going on in Australia... so book your flights now.

Sports Dungeon featured the 'as it happens' NBA scores... without the 'as it happens' since we never update you guys on whats happening, haha. Roy Jones Jr. wants to make a boxing comeback, Foreman claims he may have been drugged prior to 'Rumble in the Jungle', Keyshawn Johnson retires from the NFL and moves on to ESPN, Blazers get the #1 draft pick in the NBA, and UFC bought rival Pride Fighting. Since I never have much to add to the Dungeon other than stereotyping the NBA into thugs, and making punching sound during any mention of boxing... it was refreshing to have Jon in the studio since he is a sports enthusiast. He definitely added something to Miahs' segment since I rarely do... so that was pretty sweet.

During the Dungeon we also had an impromptu call in from a listener named 'Bunny', who sang a great steamy rendition of the Happy Birthday song to Apostle. He claims to not remember who she is, but she sounds hot... and it turned out she was in the same town we broadcast from. So naturally Miah made the moves... and ended up with nothing haha. But ya, that was a particular highlight.

Next up was was the Gay-Test that is one of those once in a lifetime segments. Originally it was worked into the show for Apostle to take it, but being the dumb-head I am I forgot that he was actually the one who had submitted it to us. Apostle admitted he was like 28% gay when he took it last week so we just switched it to Miah taking the test. It contained a handful of questions like porn viewing habits, and the like... and then would resolve the answers into a score. Well Miah, as always, wants to turn it up to 11... and boy did he. His score was 100%!!!! Our very own Jeremiah turns out to be 100% Gay, and to be honest... it's not that surprising. :) It was amazing! And you can believe me when I say that he will never live that down. Neither myself or the Tribe can ever let him forget.

Before the next segment, we had another Happy Birthday song for Jon from Pigs own Gay Larry! It was a stirring gay rendition of the classic song, and Apostle even said if he could top Bunny then he would date Larry. But apparently it did not top the Bunny rendition, so there will be no hot man-on-man action this week. But Gay Larry did break the news that Miah is actually 125% gay, and that got a great laugh out of us.

We then moved on to 'Will It Ever Happen :: 2161060' (being the year) and went over a fun list of tech and whether we will see it or not. Like transporting, flying cars, and the like. We pretty much agreed that most of that sci-fi will never see the light of day.

Next up was my toilet story and how I had to dig through my own Butt-Mud to fish an entire bag of jewelry that I had spilled into the toilet prior to flush. It had to be the most disgusting thing I have ever had to do, and I still feel nasty just thinking about it... but it makes a great story!

We skipped over the 9/11 conspiracy theories since we were running tight on time, but tune in next week for o]]>02:05:28Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 49 Seconds

Alrighty then, the Pigs show turned 20 on Thursday! While there was no crazy party to mark the occasion, we did drink quite a bit... wait, is that ever different from any other show?

Anyways... Weird News kicked off with a guy who thinks he is a Werewolf and has 'powers', some guy mailed shit with his ticket payment, the Bible may be 'indecent' in Hong Kong, train passengers in India had to get out and push, and some girl is suing a school for showing Brokeback Mountain.

Updates to last week was that James Doohan's ashes are still missing in the mountains of New Mexico, and Paris Hilton now only has to serve 23 days instead of 45 for 'good behavior'.

Sports Dungeon had Marcus Camby saying no to the Olympic Team because of his family, the NFL power rankings were released with Pats as #1 and the Hawks at #11, Floyd Landis allegedly threatened LeMond to keep him from testifying, and a sports columnist in LA is a trannie.

Next up was a debate about a town in Texas not renting to Illegal Immigrants, and whether that was kosher or not.

We snapped right back into some humor with a BS or Not!: Horse Racing Edition. And fucking Miah made up all the names... I say it was a puss move, but oh well. I got him back with a quiz from Stuff Magazine where I give him a name and he tells me if it is a Sex Position, Drink, or Yoga Position. He got 7/11 right. Not to shabby.

After some great laughs I played the audio that got Opie and Anthony suspended for 30 days. The comments were about some bum saying he wanted to hold down Condie Rice and 'Fuck That Bitch'. They were suspended for joking about the rape of Ms. Rice, but I say it is a BS move... and so far so do the listeners of XM who are smashing their radios outside the companies office.

Tech News brought us info about the now public Halo 3 multiplayer beta, which anyone can access thorough the game Crackdown, and iPods are stopping pacemakers.

Lastly was some entertainment news about Shrek 3 opening (reviews are bad so far), getting up to life in prison for downloading even one mp3, and smoking in movies can potentially push it to an 'R' rating.

We ran out of time but next week we should have a J-anus give us the fall TV schedule with some great info, and Apostle Saul/Paul/whatever will be in studio for his birthday present. So tune in!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 17 May 2007 08:00:00 -0500Texans not renting to illegal immigrants, BS or Not: Horse Racing Names, and Condie Rice gets threatened with rape?Alrighty then, the Pigs show turned 20 on Thursday! While there was no crazy party to mark the occasion, we did drink quite a bit... wait, is that ever different from any other show?

Anyways... Weird News kicked off with a guy who thinks he is a Werewolf and has 'powers', some guy mailed shit with his ticket payment, the Bible may be 'indecent' in Hong Kong, train passengers in India had to get out and push, and some girl is suing a school for showing Brokeback Mountain.

Updates to last week was that James Doohan's ashes are still missing in the mountains of New Mexico, and Paris Hilton now only has to serve 23 days instead of 45 for 'good behavior'.

Sports Dungeon had Marcus Camby saying no to the Olympic Team because of his family, the NFL power rankings were released with Pats as #1 and the Hawks at #11, Floyd Landis allegedly threatened LeMond to keep him from testifying, and a sports columnist in LA is a trannie.

Next up was a debate about a town in Texas not renting to Illegal Immigrants, and whether that was kosher or not.

We snapped right back into some humor with a BS or Not!: Horse Racing Edition. And fucking Miah made up all the names... I say it was a puss move, but oh well. I got him back with a quiz from Stuff Magazine where I give him a name and he tells me if it is a Sex Position, Drink, or Yoga Position. He got 7/11 right. Not to shabby.

After some great laughs I played the audio that got Opie and Anthony suspended for 30 days. The comments were about some bum saying he wanted to hold down Condie Rice and 'Fuck That Bitch'. They were suspended for joking about the rape of Ms. Rice, but I say it is a BS move... and so far so do the listeners of XM who are smashing their radios outside the companies office.

Tech News brought us info about the now public Halo 3 multiplayer beta, which anyone can access thorough the game Crackdown, and iPods are stopping pacemakers.

Lastly was some entertainment news about Shrek 3 opening (reviews are bad so far), getting up to life in prison for downloading even one mp3, and smoking in movies can potentially push it to an 'R' rating.

We ran out of time but next week we should have a J-anus give us the fall TV schedule with some great info, and Apostle Saul/Paul/whatever will be in studio for his birthday present. So tune in!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Welcome back friends, here is the recap to our 19th show!

Weird news consisted of Oral Sex gives you cancer, Parents in Italy now are sneaking drug tests of their kids, amidst other things.

First break featured a new bumper freshly pressed my Miah himself, its a funny one! If you missed it keep an ear peeled in future shows.

Miahs' Sports Dungeon was mainly dedicated to the boxing match between Mayweather and De La Hoya. Of course, it was riddled with punch sounds, and some urban-themed music.

I touched upon crowd-sourcing and the impact it will have on people that actually want to get paid for their marketing and companies that wont have to pay since they will just go straight to the legions of free input from places like MySpace, etc.

After some trivia (we love the trivia) Miah and I busted out a Country vs Country that Megan had compiled. We even had Apostle Saul/Paul/Jon (whichever... pick one) call in and give some commentary to the match ups. Classics like Antarctica/North Pole, Germany/Poland, USA/Britain were some of the highlights.

Entertainment brought tale of Paris Hilton's jail time, Scotty's missing space ashes, and Spidey 3 breaking every conceivable movie record known to man. We chatted up what The Fountain movie was like to us, and deep dove into what is one of the deepest movies to surface since... well... ever.

Miah then busted out his 10 weirdest films of all time, and we capped the show with tale of the new Xbox360 update, a thief who wanted a PS3 but had to settle for a 360, and the fact that Blu-Ray is really handing HD-DVD its' lunch.

So ya, it was a thickie, but we love it! Please spread the word to all who will listen.

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 10 May 2007 08:00:00 -0500Crowd-sourcing, Country vs Country, and Oral Sex gives you Cancer...Welcome back friends, here is the recap to our 19th show!

Weird news consisted of Oral Sex gives you cancer, Parents in Italy now are sneaking drug tests of their kids, amidst other things.

First break featured a new bumper freshly pressed my Miah himself, its a funny one! If you missed it keep an ear peeled in future shows.

Miahs' Sports Dungeon was mainly dedicated to the boxing match between Mayweather and De La Hoya. Of course, it was riddled with punch sounds, and some urban-themed music.

I touched upon crowd-sourcing and the impact it will have on people that actually want to get paid for their marketing and companies that wont have to pay since they will just go straight to the legions of free input from places like MySpace, etc.

After some trivia (we love the trivia) Miah and I busted out a Country vs Country that Megan had compiled. We even had Apostle Saul/Paul/Jon (whichever... pick one) call in and give some commentary to the match ups. Classics like Antarctica/North Pole, Germany/Poland, USA/Britain were some of the highlights.

Entertainment brought tale of Paris Hilton's jail time, Scotty's missing space ashes, and Spidey 3 breaking every conceivable movie record known to man. We chatted up what The Fountain movie was like to us, and deep dove into what is one of the deepest movies to surface since... well... ever.

Miah then busted out his 10 weirdest films of all time, and we capped the show with tale of the new Xbox360 update, a thief who wanted a PS3 but had to settle for a 360, and the fact that Blu-Ray is really handing HD-DVD its' lunch.

So ya, it was a thickie, but we love it! Please spread the word to all who will listen.

Pig, Out...

-B

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Hey all! As always, we had a grand ol' time on our Thursday show. We started with some odd news including 3500 lbs of bat-shit, $65M pants, a spray painted dog, and a naked man glued to a bike.

Our first topic was the http://www.savenetradio.org/ in which the people who use internet radio are trying to keep legislation passing that increases music royalty payments exponentially. If you want to get involved, all the info is on the site.

Next Miah got a new car (see his myspace for images). He gave us the entire ordeal including the wreck of the last car, and the purchasing experience of the new one. In addition to that, I was given a car trivia in which I scored like a 90%, and they had some pretty obscure ones as well.

After Miahs' Sports Dungeon we touched upon the Bay Bridge exploding and wreaking havoc in the Bay Area, and Britney Spears' comeback as well.

Finally we chatted up Entertainment with talk of the next Frank Miller (Sin City, 300, etc) movie called Ronin about a samurai spirit let loose in modern New York.

Well there you have it, until next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 3 May 2007 08:00:00 -0500We go car crazy, save internet radio, and are in awe of 3500lbs of bat shit...Hey all! As always, we had a grand ol' time on our Thursday show. We started with some odd news including 3500 lbs of bat-shit, $65M pants, a spray painted dog, and a naked man glued to a bike.

Our first topic was the http://www.savenetradio.org/ in which the people who use internet radio are trying to keep legislation passing that increases music royalty payments exponentially. If you want to get involved, all the info is on the site.

Next Miah got a new car (see his myspace for images). He gave us the entire ordeal including the wreck of the last car, and the purchasing experience of the new one. In addition to that, I was given a car trivia in which I scored like a 90%, and they had some pretty obscure ones as well.

After Miahs' Sports Dungeon we touched upon the Bay Bridge exploding and wreaking havoc in the Bay Area, and Britney Spears' comeback as well.

Finally we chatted up Entertainment with talk of the next Frank Miller (Sin City, 300, etc) movie called Ronin about a samurai spirit let loose in modern New York.

Well there you have it, until next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

]]>01:57:29Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 38 Seconds

I'm a little late on the show recap, but I feel as long as it's prior to the next show I wont be too persecuted. :)

17 started out with a little recap about some of last weeks topics. We covered that Rosie O'Donnell is leaving the View, and possibly for her mouth (which was why we even talked about her in the first place.) We also touched up on the Virginia Tech tightening the gun law loop hole that allowed the psycho to shoot up the school.

Weird news saw many a fun story, ranging from Real Kryptonite being found, and some family in Canada getting a couch in the color of 'N-word' Brown.

Miah and I took a 5 minute IQ test on the air, and us combined only has an IQ of like 130 or so. What an embarrassment. In addition to that I had an impromptu quiz for Miah with some logic questions... which he went 0/5 on. Its okay, I laughed too.

The big announcement was that Miah and I are running as president(s). We outlined our platform (not always in agreement between the 2 of us) which included Legalizing Pot, Universal Healthcare, 10 year prison sentence for anyone who gives 'bunny ears' in a picture, and turning Oregon into a real life Escape From New York.

Entertainment saw the mention of the fact Uwe Boll is still making movies, and hit latest (Dungeon Siege) actually has a cast. Why God... Why!? Of course we ran that topic into the ground... but at least you all know we dissaprove. :)

Until next Thursday at 8... Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:00:00 -0500The Racist Brown Couch, 5 min IQ test, Pigz for Prez...I'm a little late on the show recap, but I feel as long as it's prior to the next show I wont be too persecuted. :)

17 started out with a little recap about some of last weeks topics. We covered that Rosie O'Donnell is leaving the View, and possibly for her mouth (which was why we even talked about her in the first place.) We also touched up on the Virginia Tech tightening the gun law loop hole that allowed the psycho to shoot up the school.

Weird news saw many a fun story, ranging from Real Kryptonite being found, and some family in Canada getting a couch in the color of 'N-word' Brown.

Miah and I took a 5 minute IQ test on the air, and us combined only has an IQ of like 130 or so. What an embarrassment. In addition to that I had an impromptu quiz for Miah with some logic questions... which he went 0/5 on. Its okay, I laughed too.

The big announcement was that Miah and I are running as president(s). We outlined our platform (not always in agreement between the 2 of us) which included Legalizing Pot, Universal Healthcare, 10 year prison sentence for anyone who gives 'bunny ears' in a picture, and turning Oregon into a real life Escape From New York.

Entertainment saw the mention of the fact Uwe Boll is still making movies, and hit latest (Dungeon Siege) actually has a cast. Why God... Why!? Of course we ran that topic into the ground... but at least you all know we dissaprove. :)

Until next Thursday at 8... Pig, Out...

-B

]]>02:38:00Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 8 Minutes 43 Seconds

Well folks, yesterday was another great Thursday on the air.Since this past week (and us being the mirror of whats going on) has been really heavy, I wanted to start the show light. The best way to do that? We jumped right into news. Everything from a Polar Bear Death Threat, a Redmond WA woman blowing a .47 on a Breathalyzer, to a donkey being called as a witness, and a thief who sued for being tackled and won!

After that we put the cap on the Don Imus issue. We covered the double standard that is going on in America. Namely white men really can't say much without being crucified. I gave two glaring examples of what I was talking about. First was the professor of African Studies at North Carolina University, Dr. Kamau Kambon calling for the extermination of the white race on C-Span. Next was Rosie O'donnell making a racist slur about asians live on The View. If a white person said either of these things they would have been fired immediately, but alas... there was nothing.

Next up was Hot or Not: Old Lady Edition... and we rated old ladies from today based on how they looked when they were young. Surprise high rankers were Helen Mirren, and Judy Dench.

There was a short Sports Dungeon, and some improptu trivia as well to help get some laughs before we hit the thick shit that was next. Cause next was the Virginia Massacre.

We covered the fact that people are blaming media influences again as the catalyst, like the movies Oldboy, Matrix, video games like Counter Strike. I retorted they maybe they should blame Collective Soul because their lyrics from Shine were scrawled on his wall. We also played from audio from Cho Seung Hui's manifesto sent to NBC. Its pretty disturbing. Miah and I also briefly discussed what can be done to limit the chances of people like this getting guns. I suggested a psych exam of sometype, but Miah disagreed... saying that nothing can be done since this is the 'Human Condition'.

We ended on a light note by chatting up our favorite segment, Entertainment. We broke to the Tribe that Optimus Prime Has Lips. I cried on air about it... I firmly believe that it should be changed to the Go-Bots movie. I reviewed Citizen Kane, and gave it a 4/5 rating. I am still getting hate mail... even at the bar last night I was getting shit. Oh well. We also talked up the Grindhouse movie we saw last week, and I gave it a 4/5 as well. Aparently that heresy. :)

Talk to you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:00:00 -0500Why Rosy is a Racist, Hot or Not: Old Ladies, Virginia MassacreWell folks, yesterday was another great Thursday on the air.Since this past week (and us being the mirror of whats going on) has been really heavy, I wanted to start the show light. The best way to do that? We jumped right into news. Everything from a Polar Bear Death Threat, a Redmond WA woman blowing a .47 on a Breathalyzer, to a donkey being called as a witness, and a thief who sued for being tackled and won!

After that we put the cap on the Don Imus issue. We covered the double standard that is going on in America. Namely white men really can't say much without being crucified. I gave two glaring examples of what I was talking about. First was the professor of African Studies at North Carolina University, Dr. Kamau Kambon calling for the extermination of the white race on C-Span. Next was Rosie O'donnell making a racist slur about asians live on The View. If a white person said either of these things they would have been fired immediately, but alas... there was nothing.

Next up was Hot or Not: Old Lady Edition... and we rated old ladies from today based on how they looked when they were young. Surprise high rankers were Helen Mirren, and Judy Dench.

There was a short Sports Dungeon, and some improptu trivia as well to help get some laughs before we hit the thick shit that was next. Cause next was the Virginia Massacre.

We covered the fact that people are blaming media influences again as the catalyst, like the movies Oldboy, Matrix, video games like Counter Strike. I retorted they maybe they should blame Collective Soul because their lyrics from Shine were scrawled on his wall. We also played from audio from Cho Seung Hui's manifesto sent to NBC. Its pretty disturbing. Miah and I also briefly discussed what can be done to limit the chances of people like this getting guns. I suggested a psych exam of sometype, but Miah disagreed... saying that nothing can be done since this is the 'Human Condition'.

We ended on a light note by chatting up our favorite segment, Entertainment. We broke to the Tribe that Optimus Prime Has Lips. I cried on air about it... I firmly believe that it should be changed to the Go-Bots movie. I reviewed Citizen Kane, and gave it a 4/5 rating. I am still getting hate mail... even at the bar last night I was getting shit. Oh well. We also talked up the Grindhouse movie we saw last week, and I gave it a 4/5 as well. Aparently that heresy. :)

Talk to you all next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Yesterday we turned the big One-Five with our first show since the 29th of March, and hopefully we wont have too many more show issues that causes any more lapses. Anyhoo, the show goes on... bet your ass, it did.

We started the show with Bar Rules & Tipping Etiquette on AskMen.com. I thought we should start light, but Miah and I disagreed on the tipping etiquette right from the get-go. I say no to mandatory tips, and he says its part of our culture so it should be mandatory.

We also talked about our gay Washington State Quarter with a fish & mountain on it. I like the mountain, but we both agree the fish has to go. What should have been put on there was discussed, as well as what should be on the Pigs quarter. Ideas like Tyson's knuckles and a 76 Buick were discussed.

Don Imus' inflammatory remarks were played on the air, and discussed as well. We both agree that his (as of yesterday) firing is complete BS, and that people are being over sensitive. He's even being blamed for the 'jiggaboos' comment, and he didn't even say it! Miah said that there is no amendment to protect your feelings, and I agree completely.

During Entertainment JayAnus was a surprise call in and got the opportunity to discuss the possibility of splitting up GrindHouse for American audiences, and the opening of Aqua Teens' new movie as well.

Last but not least was News, and we chatted about Candy flavored Meth, and a woman saved from 'death by falling' by a pile of poo. High brow stuff as usual.

Well all, catch ya next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:00:00 -0500Bar Tipping Etiquette, Don Imus, and Candy Flavored Meth...Yesterday we turned the big One-Five with our first show since the 29th of March, and hopefully we wont have too many more show issues that causes any more lapses. Anyhoo, the show goes on... bet your ass, it did.

We started the show with Bar Rules & Tipping Etiquette on AskMen.com. I thought we should start light, but Miah and I disagreed on the tipping etiquette right from the get-go. I say no to mandatory tips, and he says its part of our culture so it should be mandatory.

We also talked about our gay Washington State Quarter with a fish & mountain on it. I like the mountain, but we both agree the fish has to go. What should have been put on there was discussed, as well as what should be on the Pigs quarter. Ideas like Tyson's knuckles and a 76 Buick were discussed.

Don Imus' inflammatory remarks were played on the air, and discussed as well. We both agree that his (as of yesterday) firing is complete BS, and that people are being over sensitive. He's even being blamed for the 'jiggaboos' comment, and he didn't even say it! Miah said that there is no amendment to protect your feelings, and I agree completely.

During Entertainment JayAnus was a surprise call in and got the opportunity to discuss the possibility of splitting up GrindHouse for American audiences, and the opening of Aqua Teens' new movie as well.

Last but not least was News, and we chatted about Candy flavored Meth, and a woman saved from 'death by falling' by a pile of poo. High brow stuff as usual.

Well all, catch ya next week!

Pig, Out...

-B

]]>02:03:59Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 28 Minutes 34 Seconds

Here goes crew. I have been horrible about updating the blog after the shows. Today is a new leaf. I backdated this one in order to get it in about the time-frame when I initially thought of doing it. :)

So this was our homecoming show! We had a metric fuck-ton of audio to play, and I had many more to sort through... lemme tell ya. Most of the show was our audio, including a play by play commentary of our trip told through stories and audio snips. Also most of our breaks were audio interviews, songs that became our anthems (like the 'Now You're A Man' track by DVDA), and just shit that made us laugh.

But with all the audio and recollections of show we did on vaca, along with the destruction left in our wake... it was no surprise that we may have warrants our for our arrest in Cali.

And if that *is* the case... then authorities are welcome to forward all inquiries to the LocalGoat.com head offices. They are more than welcome to pick from Sac or Vegas.

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Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:00:00 -0500Road Trip re-cap, anthems, and tomfoolery!Here goes crew. I have been horrible about updating the blog after the shows. Today is a new leaf. I backdated this one in order to get it in about the time-frame when I initially thought of doing it. :)

So this was our homecoming show! We had a metric fuck-ton of audio to play, and I had many more to sort through... lemme tell ya. Most of the show was our audio, including a play by play commentary of our trip told through stories and audio snips. Also most of our breaks were audio interviews, songs that became our anthems (like the 'Now You're A Man' track by DVDA), and just shit that made us laugh.

But with all the audio and recollections of show we did on vaca, along with the destruction left in our wake... it was no surprise that we may have warrants our for our arrest in Cali.

And if that *is* the case... then authorities are welcome to forward all inquiries to the LocalGoat.com head offices. They are more than welcome to pick from Sac or Vegas.

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Well peeps, this blog is a bit late but here goes.

Show 12 was a fun, albiet serious, show. We had some fun with religion. First we had a Bullshit or Not?: Religion Edition, and Pig Most Likely, and a pretty heated segment on Evolution vs. Creationism.

While the listeners were not as passionate as on past shows, we still got some excellent feedback from the Tribe and we appreciate that.

On Saturday we drove 13 hours to Sac-Town, CA to see Hey Zues, Jon, and entire LocalGoat crew. Lemme tell you that St Pattys was off-the-hook!!

Also, listen this week for our live-from-CA show, and tune into our sister show Wed @ 8p to hear us ruining the Bitchin to a Goat show! It should be great laughs!

Talk to you all on Thursday! Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:00:00 -0500BS or Not: Religion, Evolution vs Creationism, Road-Trip prepWell peeps, this blog is a bit late but here goes.

Show 12 was a fun, albiet serious, show. We had some fun with religion. First we had a Bullshit or Not?: Religion Edition, and Pig Most Likely, and a pretty heated segment on Evolution vs. Creationism.

While the listeners were not as passionate as on past shows, we still got some excellent feedback from the Tribe and we appreciate that.

On Saturday we drove 13 hours to Sac-Town, CA to see Hey Zues, Jon, and entire LocalGoat crew. Lemme tell you that St Pattys was off-the-hook!!

Also, listen this week for our live-from-CA show, and tune into our sister show Wed @ 8p to hear us ruining the Bitchin to a Goat show! It should be great laughs!

Talk to you all on Thursday! Pig, Out...

-B

]]>02:06:56Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 59 Minutes 12 Seconds

So, another Thursday has passed... and another Pigs show completed. Yesterdays' show theme was changed at the last minute, but turned out grand. It was the 'Gameshow' show and we tried some new things that I think were quite good to not only hear but execute as well.

We had a list of real, yet crazy, headlines and Miah and I also added a slew of made up headlines as well. We then had a caller attempt to guess which ones were real and which ones were. You can thank Steve from Cali from kicking our pork asses 8 to 5. I guess next time we should be more shifty with our made up headlines... but with jems like 'Diamond studded lesbian found in West Virginia ass factory'... how could we top ourselves? :)

Also on the agenda was 'Pig Most Likely...' which was a list of pre made, and user submitted questions that made Miah or I choose which of us was more likely to commit whatever was on the list. Examples included: Most likely to spit yogurt on someone, and Fight a grandma. The segment ended in one of Miah's most classic phrases ever. In response to me harrassing him about how he makes noise by raking his ass cheeks across the wall like it's a metal cup on a jail door, he retorted by saying that it must be 'Old Habits Die Hard week on TNT.' While it's tough to relive it through text, I highly recommend going to the end of the show when the podcast if hosted on localgoat.com and reliving the moment for yourselves. Special thanks to Robby for submitting an image of what that week would look like it it were a real TNT promo. Pure. Genius.

Last game we did was with Luke from Everett, WA and he called in to play the Match Game. But instead of matching what we said in the phrases, he had to out BS Miah. Oh man... I thought Miah (king of BS) would kick serious ass, but it was a *close* game that almost went into a tiebreaker. Thanks again Luke!

Next week should prove fun as well, so don't forget to tell anyone with ears (and use American Sign Language for the rest) about our show! Till next week...

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 1 Mar 2007 08:00:00 -0500The Gameshow Show, BS or Not: Headlines, Pig Most Likely...So, another Thursday has passed... and another Pigs show completed. Yesterdays' show theme was changed at the last minute, but turned out grand. It was the 'Gameshow' show and we tried some new things that I think were quite good to not only hear but execute as well.

We had a list of real, yet crazy, headlines and Miah and I also added a slew of made up headlines as well. We then had a caller attempt to guess which ones were real and which ones were. You can thank Steve from Cali from kicking our pork asses 8 to 5. I guess next time we should be more shifty with our made up headlines... but with jems like 'Diamond studded lesbian found in West Virginia ass factory'... how could we top ourselves? :)

Also on the agenda was 'Pig Most Likely...' which was a list of pre made, and user submitted questions that made Miah or I choose which of us was more likely to commit whatever was on the list. Examples included: Most likely to spit yogurt on someone, and Fight a grandma. The segment ended in one of Miah's most classic phrases ever. In response to me harrassing him about how he makes noise by raking his ass cheeks across the wall like it's a metal cup on a jail door, he retorted by saying that it must be 'Old Habits Die Hard week on TNT.' While it's tough to relive it through text, I highly recommend going to the end of the show when the podcast if hosted on localgoat.com and reliving the moment for yourselves. Special thanks to Robby for submitting an image of what that week would look like it it were a real TNT promo. Pure. Genius.

Last game we did was with Luke from Everett, WA and he called in to play the Match Game. But instead of matching what we said in the phrases, he had to out BS Miah. Oh man... I thought Miah (king of BS) would kick serious ass, but it was a *close* game that almost went into a tiebreaker. Thanks again Luke!

Next week should prove fun as well, so don't forget to tell anyone with ears (and use American Sign Language for the rest) about our show! Till next week...

Pig, Out...

-B

]]>01:59:12Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno2 Hours 3 Minutes 16 Seconds

Hello again Tribe, here is the recap for show 10. It was a glorious show, and we actually made it through without crashing the server or losing audio. And you thought it couldn't be done... hehe.

Anyhoo, we dedicated the entire show to movies (which is a passion for Miah and I) and did an inaugural test of a couple games. One was called 'Name That Asshole' and I played clips ripped from movies and Miah (without peeking, the bastard :) ) had to make the actor, the characters name in the movie, and the movie it was from. Oh man... he has forgotten more about movies than I will ever know. While he wasn't 100% on all of them, there were some really obscure ones I picked, he did hit about 80%+ on getting all 3 criteria for all the bites... and there were over 20!

Also we debuted 'Brain vs. Brain' featuring a call in guest Robbie... and the game was a modified version of '6 degrees of Kevin Bacon'. I would pull a random actor, or movie, out of a bowl and one person had to name an actor, movie, etc that was related to the topic in question. Then they would volley back and forth until one stumped the other. And in an outrageous and crazy ending Miah was actually beaten by our caller in a best of 5!! I couldn't believe my ears! And neither could the listeners! So congrats again to Robby for the call in and victory. Enjoy it while it lasts.. Miah has vowed never to lose again.

Also on the show was our Oscar Pics, and 10 movies we feel should be jettisoned into space and found by aliens.

All in all it was a fun show, and we had alot of positive feedback... so please spread the Gospel of the Pigs and share us to those who can handle us. We appreciate it!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:00:00 -0500The Movies Show feat. 'Brain vs. Brain' and 'Name that A-Hole'.Hello again Tribe, here is the recap for show 10. It was a glorious show, and we actually made it through without crashing the server or losing audio. And you thought it couldn't be done... hehe.

Anyhoo, we dedicated the entire show to movies (which is a passion for Miah and I) and did an inaugural test of a couple games. One was called 'Name That Asshole' and I played clips ripped from movies and Miah (without peeking, the bastard :) ) had to make the actor, the characters name in the movie, and the movie it was from. Oh man... he has forgotten more about movies than I will ever know. While he wasn't 100% on all of them, there were some really obscure ones I picked, he did hit about 80%+ on getting all 3 criteria for all the bites... and there were over 20!

Also we debuted 'Brain vs. Brain' featuring a call in guest Robbie... and the game was a modified version of '6 degrees of Kevin Bacon'. I would pull a random actor, or movie, out of a bowl and one person had to name an actor, movie, etc that was related to the topic in question. Then they would volley back and forth until one stumped the other. And in an outrageous and crazy ending Miah was actually beaten by our caller in a best of 5!! I couldn't believe my ears! And neither could the listeners! So congrats again to Robby for the call in and victory. Enjoy it while it lasts.. Miah has vowed never to lose again.

Also on the show was our Oscar Pics, and 10 movies we feel should be jettisoned into space and found by aliens.

All in all it was a fun show, and we had alot of positive feedback... so please spread the Gospel of the Pigs and share us to those who can handle us. We appreciate it!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Technical Difficulties... how I loathe thee... let me count the ways. :finger: So ya... show 9 went off with a bang; and by bang I mean 20 minutes late. Sorry about that Tribe, it was a tough opening, and while I feel we pulled out of it eventually I guess we are not professional enough to completely shrug it off hehe. Oh well, we roll with the punches right?

So we narrowed it down to a new plugin that seems to work until we need to broadcast. We got the show running on an old plugin, and at least we were able to jump start it from the dead.

What was on the air was a fun romp in weird news, valentines day talk, me being arrested at a car dealership, and why is it gross to kiss your sister topics. :)

So another day in the trough really. But we do ask a favor of you all, continue to spread the Gospel of the Pigs. And for those of you who have thrown out the shouts, we thank you very much!

Talk to you on air next Thursday at 8!

Pig, Out...

-B

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Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:00:00 -0500[Partial Episode Due To Technical Difficulties] Kissing your sister, Valentines Day, and being arrested...Technical Difficulties... how I loathe thee... let me count the ways. :finger: So ya... show 9 went off with a bang; and by bang I mean 20 minutes late. Sorry about that Tribe, it was a tough opening, and while I feel we pulled out of it eventually I guess we are not professional enough to completely shrug it off hehe. Oh well, we roll with the punches right?

So we narrowed it down to a new plugin that seems to work until we need to broadcast. We got the show running on an old plugin, and at least we were able to jump start it from the dead.

What was on the air was a fun romp in weird news, valentines day talk, me being arrested at a car dealership, and why is it gross to kiss your sister topics. :)

So another day in the trough really. But we do ask a favor of you all, continue to spread the Gospel of the Pigs. And for those of you who have thrown out the shouts, we thank you very much!

Talk to you on air next Thursday at 8!

Pig, Out...

-B

]]>01:24:19Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 13 Minutes 48 Seconds

So, this show was a special endeavor. It was the 8th show, at 8pm on 2/8. Either than the moon aligning, there wasn't anything more that could make it more clandestine. But there is tons that can make it more of a train wreck, lol. Like having the last 3rd of the show completely crash on us. I would love to say that it was the immense response of our listeners that caused the lockup, but to tell you the truth we are still determining what was causing the lack of broadcast for a large chunk of you. But next week we will be back in full force, and I can say with certainty that it will be much smoother. :)

Other than that we had a great show last night. We had an immense response from the listeners during our 'Genitalia Segment', all of you seem to love the vagina quite a bit. We even had listeners log off with the 'Grossest Videos' discussion. I think we may have went a bit to far... or have we?? Also the 'Licensing for Children' debate went really well, and Miah and I still have all of our teeth left despite the constant threat of punches to the face. It also got some good listener interaction as well and seems that it's a passionate topic for the Tribe. Maybe we will revisit it later, who knows?

While we didn't get to the Creationism vs. Science discussion, we will hit that full force next week, as well as the great dose of crazy news and general misbehavior you have come to expect from the Pigs. Remember to preach the Gospel of the Pigs to all you know, spread the word, we won't signal victory till the Tribe turns into an Army. :)

-B

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Thu, 8 Feb 2007 08:00:00 -0500[Partial Episode Due To Technical Difficulties] 8th Show @ 8pm, on 2/8. Of course, everything fell apart...So, this show was a special endeavor. It was the 8th show, at 8pm on 2/8. Either than the moon aligning, there wasn't anything more that could make it more clandestine. But there is tons that can make it more of a train wreck, lol. Like having the last 3rd of the show completely crash on us. I would love to say that it was the immense response of our listeners that caused the lockup, but to tell you the truth we are still determining what was causing the lack of broadcast for a large chunk of you. But next week we will be back in full force, and I can say with certainty that it will be much smoother. :)

Other than that we had a great show last night. We had an immense response from the listeners during our 'Genitalia Segment', all of you seem to love the vagina quite a bit. We even had listeners log off with the 'Grossest Videos' discussion. I think we may have went a bit to far... or have we?? Also the 'Licensing for Children' debate went really well, and Miah and I still have all of our teeth left despite the constant threat of punches to the face. It also got some good listener interaction as well and seems that it's a passionate topic for the Tribe. Maybe we will revisit it later, who knows?

While we didn't get to the Creationism vs. Science discussion, we will hit that full force next week, as well as the great dose of crazy news and general misbehavior you have come to expect from the Pigs. Remember to preach the Gospel of the Pigs to all you know, spread the word, we won't signal victory till the Tribe turns into an Army. :)

-B

]]>01:13:48Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 47 Minutes 34 Seconds

Another week, another show. We had some great topics (urine theft, and Blade McMuffin) and some funny stories (Jeremiah peeking in on me while I was in the stall) to round out the day. I appreciate the good calls this week, we had a great comment from Luke during the 'Inconvenient Truth School Ban' segment, and let's give Sean a huge 'almost, but not quite' for his run up to the million dollar question in our Star Wars trivia!

I am really jazzed about how the show is coming together, and we promise to bring you more of our stories, weird news, experiences, and laughs next week.

Remember to spread the 'Gospel of the Pigs' to anyone willing to hear it so we can continue to grow this with all your help. Also call our phone # and leave us voice mails during the off time about how you think we are doing (good or bad), or a crazy 2am-drunk-as-hell message so we can play it on the air!

Talk to you all next week!

-B

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Thu, 1 Feb 2007 08:00:00 -0500Inconvenient Truth Banned in Schools, Star Wars Trivia, and Miah peeking in on the urinal.Another week, another show. We had some great topics (urine theft, and Blade McMuffin) and some funny stories (Jeremiah peeking in on me while I was in the stall) to round out the day. I appreciate the good calls this week, we had a great comment from Luke during the 'Inconvenient Truth School Ban' segment, and let's give Sean a huge 'almost, but not quite' for his run up to the million dollar question in our Star Wars trivia!

I am really jazzed about how the show is coming together, and we promise to bring you more of our stories, weird news, experiences, and laughs next week.

Remember to spread the 'Gospel of the Pigs' to anyone willing to hear it so we can continue to grow this with all your help. Also call our phone # and leave us voice mails during the off time about how you think we are doing (good or bad), or a crazy 2am-drunk-as-hell message so we can play it on the air!

Talk to you all next week!

-B

]]>01:47:34Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 36 Minutes 30 Seconds

Show 6 went off with no real hitches to speak of, and we even ran out of time. Maybe if this continues we can up it to a 3 hour long show. We'll see since I am really just thinking out loud. :)

We had more laughs and swearing... yanno, the normal really hehe. Actually, we even had an on-air tech support that completely ground the show to a halt, lol!

This show had a lot of entertainment in it with the announcement of the Oscars, Razzies, and winner of the Golden Globes. Hehe... i said globes.

Anyhoo... remember to tune in next week as we defile your brain in more 2 hour chunks. See you next Thursday at 8!

-B

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Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:00:00 -0500Oscars, Razzies, and Large Globes....Show 6 went off with no real hitches to speak of, and we even ran out of time. Maybe if this continues we can up it to a 3 hour long show. We'll see since I am really just thinking out loud. :)

We had more laughs and swearing... yanno, the normal really hehe. Actually, we even had an on-air tech support that completely ground the show to a halt, lol!

This show had a lot of entertainment in it with the announcement of the Oscars, Razzies, and winner of the Golden Globes. Hehe... i said globes.

Anyhoo... remember to tune in next week as we defile your brain in more 2 hour chunks. See you next Thursday at 8!

-B

]]>01:36:30Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 41 Minutes 27 Seconds

Hello again Tribe, and thanks again for another good show. This was a big one for use mostly because we have a phone # for you guys (and gals) to call in to. My mistake was that I announced it at the beginning of the show and the lines blew up all over!

We had prank calls, calls from old friends, and just weird calls. (Something about someones boyfriend getting herpes from an ass rape of some type was a particular highlight.)

We even we able to have a trivia with a real listener on the air, which was particularly exciting (even with the technical difficulties.)

So ya, more good things to come next week so we'll see you all at 8pm! We hit our all time high listeners last week, so lets see if we can top it this week so spread the word!

-B

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Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:00:00 -0500Phone Call Madness!Hello again Tribe, and thanks again for another good show. This was a big one for use mostly because we have a phone # for you guys (and gals) to call in to. My mistake was that I announced it at the beginning of the show and the lines blew up all over!

We had prank calls, calls from old friends, and just weird calls. (Something about someones boyfriend getting herpes from an ass rape of some type was a particular highlight.)

We even we able to have a trivia with a real listener on the air, which was particularly exciting (even with the technical difficulties.)

So ya, more good things to come next week so we'll see you all at 8pm! We hit our all time high listeners last week, so lets see if we can top it this week so spread the word!

-B

]]>01:41:27Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 32 Minutes 1 Second

Hello again Tribe! Well, another Thursday and another successful show. Every week we keep growing in listeners and interaction. This week was a fun show, and a bit more serious than most but there were some necessary discussions needed. We are working on creating unique content for you guys (and gals) that you can only find on our show!

By next show our direct call in line should be up so you crazy peeps can call in and harass us live on the air! Also stay tuned for our interview for next week as well.

What we need from those of you tuning in is to spread the Gospel of Pigs, and tell your friends, family, or whomever may have the stomach to tune in. I can't wait till we have so many listeners that we crash the network hosting us. >:) That is how we will measure victory. Keep in touch, and talk to you next week!

-B

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Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:00:00 -0500Continuing our climb up the ladder!Hello again Tribe! Well, another Thursday and another successful show. Every week we keep growing in listeners and interaction. This week was a fun show, and a bit more serious than most but there were some necessary discussions needed. We are working on creating unique content for you guys (and gals) that you can only find on our show!

By next show our direct call in line should be up so you crazy peeps can call in and harass us live on the air! Also stay tuned for our interview for next week as well.

What we need from those of you tuning in is to spread the Gospel of Pigs, and tell your friends, family, or whomever may have the stomach to tune in. I can't wait till we have so many listeners that we crash the network hosting us. >:) That is how we will measure victory. Keep in touch, and talk to you next week!

-B

]]>01:32:01Pigs in (CYBER)spaceradio, alcohol, drinking, movies, music, games, sports, politics, localgoatyesno1 Hour 27 Minutes 29 Seconds

Well, here we are fresh off another show of Pigs. I must say it was our tightest show yet, and it was also a full 2 hours. A first for the show, BTW. We had some technical difficulties early in the show, but bounced back to continue the 'Food Edition' of the show. We had the 'Battlezone Mystery Food Chew-off', and it was a blast. Look in our pics for what was consumed in that segment.

As always, check out localgoat.com and register (FREE) to easily stream us and other entertainment from the site with no need for extra programs and the like. We rely on our Tribe (you guys and gals) to spread the gospel of the pigs! See you next week!

-B

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Thu, 4 Jan 2007 08:00:00 -0500Battlezone Mystery Food Chew OffWell, here we are fresh off another show of Pigs. I must say it was our tightest show yet, and it was also a full 2 hours. A first for the show, BTW. We had some technical difficulties early in the show, but bounced back to continue the 'Food Edition' of the show. We had the 'Battlezone Mystery Food Chew-off', and it was a blast. Look in our pics for what was consumed in that segment.

As always, check out localgoat.com and register (FREE) to easily stream us and other entertainment from the site with no need for extra programs and the like. We rely on our Tribe (you guys and gals) to spread the gospel of the pigs! See you next week!

-B

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