Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'This weeks show is hosted by Grendel', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Damage Report Lowlights: Man hurled carrot at wives eye; Man shoots self in road rage; State bans fake testicles on vehicles; $1000 Dino dung; and the Isle of Lesbos sues over 'Lesbians'...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Rodman arrested... again; NFL Draft; BCS not changing...

In the quest for journalistic excellence... we consult The Sun for Nostradamus' oh-so accurate predictions. How he never fails to impress is beyond me.

This weeks Big Ass Story was one for the record books. We told the story of Austrian Monster Josef Fritzl whom kidnapped his own daughter, imprisoned her in his makeshift basement, and impregnated her. Multiple times. Over 20 years. Without ever giving the kids the light of day. It was a story that levelled the show in more ways that one, whether it be the awkward silence while the facts settled in, or the immense rage that was felt by all of us. Definately one of those too crazy to be true story, and unfortunately it was true.

Next up was my review of GTA IV, and some feelings from The Shrew and Miah. It was interesting to see how the game is percieved by those in the house who do not play it.

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: Bionic Eyes, GTA $$$, iTunes to sell movies day and date, Wesley Snipes in jail, and the Hendrix sex tape...

Reviews: Golden Compass, Blood Simple, Wall of Sound

Pigs, Out...

-B