Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Where we now have officially retired 1/2 of out fleet', WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

Damage Report Lowlights: Texas teens turns skull into bong; Flying Penis at a chess match; 12yr old drunk driver; HIV man spits at a cop and gets jail; Man gives himself a traceotomy; Camel punching leads to arrests; and Mom sues after kid steps in dog poo...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: NBA scores and Draft; Big Brown wins 2/3 for a possible Triple Crown; Baseball may try replay; and Alcohol a factor in a falling fan from rafters (big surprise)...

We chatted about our roles in a student film where we kick the shit out of the main character... but on top of a rail-less suspended train trussell. Fun Times!

Our Big Ass Stories included talks about UFO's and the possibiliy of their existence, and also the purchase of the new Shrew-mobile!

Technology/Entertainment Lowlights: Lou Perlman get 25yrs; Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia; and Guitar Hero IV announced...

Reviews: Iron Man; Rambo; Pail Rider; Donnie Darko

Pig, Out..

-B

PS: 4 Phone Interruptions, and another guest that adds to it! WTH?