Broadcasting Live from Seattle, 'Hit Miahs Car Hard and Often' WA... we are the Pigs in (CYBER)space!

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In a first for the history of all time, Miah actually arranged and planned the show. And you know what? It didn't completely suck! Although, all you in The Tribe should email in and tell him about what an abortion it was... that will keep him in check. Keeping that in mind we had an overstuffed show, and will have plenty of rollover for Episode 75. But let's jump into what we did get an opportunity to cover.

Damage Report Lowlights: Mountain jumper survives crash w/o a suite; Man eats 11.5lbs of chili; Iowa man accused of bribe with a sandwich; Man told to get a job then attacks with a folding chair; 3 teens in Pakistan buried alive after refusing an arranged marriage; Nigerian man divorces 82 wives; Man gets nut stuck around penis; Woman assaulted by a 'Vampire'; Women in NY fight for topless rights...

Sports Dungeon Lowlights: Huskies loss and Miah's bet loss; Ocho-Cinco legally changes name; NFL preview; and our pig NFL picks...

This weeks Big Ass Story was the tale of how Miah got in another car accident. The man has the worst luck with cars, I swear. So we chatted about that and what's in store for him in the coming weeks.

We also had another addition to the What What In The Butt... segment. Last week we introduced the idea, and gave some support of Miahs alternate lifestyle. This week we added to it (for Miah of course), and also elaborated on the rules as well. Specifically, what is admissable (actions) and what is not (joking words). Plus anyone in studio is open to have evidence presented that supports a gay/lesbian claim. I'm really beginning to like this segment, and hope it returns often.

Entertainment/Technology Lowlights: Christina Applegate cuts both her boobs off (what a shame); Duchovny hospitalized for sex addition... or being a man; Michael Jackson turns 50; Don LaFontaine (voice trailer guy) dies; and Poltergiest in talks to be remade...

Reviews: LOTR continued; Tropic Thunder; Invasion USA; Island at the Top of the Worls; Where in the World is Osama BinLaden; Battlestay SSN 3 continued; and the Warriors... whew...

Pig,. Out...

-B

PS: 3 Phone Interruptions... all from me? What is the world coming to!